Laughing News, Breaking Update, 11/14/12

 American's love food so, we're fat.  But just How Fat Are We Going To Get?  Click that link to find out or click on Fat Athletes to read our tribute to sports fat folks can excel at.  For more on embarrasing things that can happen when your fat check out Busted Button.  Another great fat people joke to check out here is Fat Cops.

 This guy sure does love Jeff Gordon.  Read our piece on NASCAR, NASCAR; the sport of trash, right here.  Or check out these great pieces Dog the Bounty Hunter; White Trash Perfection, or Hicks Are Scary.

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 10/22/12

Sometimes you just have a bad day

Does the Man got you down?  We have the jokes for you.  Read Its On and lets laugh while we get ready to rise up.  Also check out Dropping the "F" Bomb for my piece on my favorite word.  God don't make filth is also a great piece on the wrongs of censorship.  As a bonus we have Wait for a funny pic. 

Someone needs to save that dog!

If you're thinking about getting married, DON'T.  For more on this subject check out Evil/Ex-Wife, or Married Pillowtalk, or Married Quotes and also, Monumental Lies vol1

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 9/28/12

It's very clear that we love us some white trash here at Laughing at Life 2.  They're just endlessly entertaining.  Even if your not white trash though Being White Is Hard.  If you don't think so click that link and find out how wrong you are.  Money's tight so here is a Budget Sex Game for you from us.  Enjoy.  Even though our economy is busted we as a people are still growing in girth.  Click here to find out How Fat Are We Going To Get.  Or check out our latest one Mullets, Bumper Stickers and Fat Chicks in Tight Clothes, about Hicks and just plain old Stupid People.  Plus don't forget these Laughing at Life 2 favorites...Hicks Are Scary, and another favorite, Nascar, The Sport of Trash. 

Women are another thing we love here but, who doesn't?  Women are amazing.  They're beautiful, they drive you wild, and they make you crazy.  They're nuts but, I love 'Em.  Read our latest piece, Girls Love Drama, or the other great jokes from Laughing at Life 2 like, Harpo's Cakes, It Says 'Juicy' on YOUR Butt?, When Will Women Listen, and Fat Cheating Whore.  Plus my favorite, Strong, Hard Wiener - You Gotta Give Her Enough. 

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 9/13/12

Keeping track of everything is hard.



We know here at Laughing News how busy you are and how hard it is to keep up with all the great jokes and wisdom shared here at Laughing at Life 2 so we want to help you.  A lot of funny stuff has happened here you need to check out.  First lets talk about the newest 'Last to the Party'. The Siri Argument video is hilarious and you should click this link now and go watch it.  Another recent comedy goldmine here is Laughing News vol4 with great hilarious news for you so click here for that.  We have also done many great tribute pieces and articles like, Joe Motherfing Pesci Y'all, NEWS FLASH - Tiger Woods is just a man, plus great pieces on Howard Stern and my hero in comedy Bill Hicks.

Women don't need us.  That's really scary cuz we do need them. 

Laughing at Life 2 loves women and we show it with great jokes dedicated to the girls.  Our tribute piece to females, Let the panties hit the floor shows this love.  We also try to educate our readers with our informative piece, Strong, Hard Wiener - You gotta give her enough.  We even emphasize the dangers in our piece on Female Orgasm Equipment which is important because guys, we are replaceable.  And, let us not forget, our beautiful piece against breast cancer Me, On Breasts.

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 8/20/12

Tyler realized at an early age that the world was full of A-Holes

I agree with Tyler, people suck.  Here are a few great hilarious examples of important jokes you can read to learn more.  Click here for our expose on A-Hole drivers, 'Drive it like you stole it'., Also click this link to read, 'Monumental Lies vol1', a hilarious piece on the lie that communication is the key to a happy relationship., You can also and should also read these two hilariously informative pieces on marriage, 'Fat Cheating Whore', and 'Evil Ex-Wife'

Yee-Haw!!!

It's hard to see past all the tacky white trash but there is actually a cool gun in this picture.  Also just past the skank you'll see what seems to be two hicks and one is clearly holding the main ingredient in the hillbilly diet, cheap beer.  If you want to avoid rolling over and seeing a 'girl' like this in your very own bed click here to read our expose on the dangers of 'Beer Goggles'.  For even more hilarious information on hicks read these other important pieces, First we have our diffinitive piece on hicks, 'Hicks are Scary' right here, then you should also check out this great piece on their favorvite "sport", Nascar, the sport of trash' by clicking this link, Plus theres even this great redneck piece, 'Big rigs on the highway - 18 wheels and 7 teeth. 

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Laughing News, Breaking Update, 7/27/12

Hey You!, did you read, Laughing News vol3 yet? If not, why not. Click here and get your fake funny news that you need to laugh. 
Also, by the way fellas, you ALL need to go ahead and read Laughing at Life 2's post, Strong, Hard, Wiener - you gotta give her enough, right now!!! 

Because honestly boys, most of you, have a lot to lean about Strong.  Trust me because you know how I am when I'm on Diet soda y'all.., 
I get way too honest and I just start to tell it like it is like a hood rat.
Oh, and by the way, if I offended you then don't click here. this link goes to our joke page, Laughing Jokes, and if I upset you, you'll still laugh but you'll be offended when you done.  The rest of y'all cool kids should click it right now unless your trying not to laugh.

The only cops that never feel like jerks to me are the love able fat ones.  Even the jerk douche ones are SO damn funny.  Okay so this cops not all that fat but he's still fat enough to be funny.  Plus, look at him, he's adorable...Fat cops are my favorite, read Fat Cops/Girthy Gunslingers, right now. Click here unless you hate laughing at funny fat cops. 

I hope you clicked and read that fat cop joke because, it's not only a great fat joke it makes fun of cops which is like, you know, always super funny. 

If you like the fat jokes another L@L2 classic is Busted Button. Click this link to laugh at a true to life fat joke about your pants exploding.

I got another funny fat joke bout Oprah too that's great just click right here for Harpo's Cakes

Why do women love cheesy romance novels? Who knows but if you click here we have a funny guess.   Did you click the link?  Why not?  Its funny and informative.

I actually think we've totally  figured this phenomenon out y'all.  And, in a smartass and sarcastic way.  The pics are even great.  Click it and tell me I'm wrong.  Or if your not gonna click on that I also highly recommend this Hilarious joke about chicks wearing their socks during sex. Cute sex joke, click here!

Did you read this months Laughing At? Click here right now to laugh at celebrities like Batman and Robin and Charlie Sheen.  You should click it and read it because its hilarious.  Plus, the Batman piece is not only super funny, it's also just such the sweetest damn love story too.   

Show your support for arguably stand-up comedy's best ever. Click here and read my tribute piece to my hero in comedy, Bill Hicks - Comedy Legend, Comic Genius, and spread the word on Bill by sharing it with all your favorite Internet friends.  Click and share that Hicks piece for Bill.  He was the best and had so much more to say.  The message he did get to leave though is one that should be spread.

Breaking News just coming in...I love you guys!  Share my stuff with those you love to help them laugh.  Because, lets face it, even ugly people look better when they smile.  So quit hogging the funny and share!

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This has been a Laughing News, Breaking Update for 7/27/12 stuffed with up to the minute and crucial to your day jokes.

Bye, 4 now...