Unrequested Facts About Me: Ep 1 - 'Just One Wish'

     If I had just one wish I already know what it would be for, with only one wish I would wish for a bigger penis.  I have always wanted a bigger one as far back as I can remember.  I imagine that a lot of other guys out there do too.  I mean we all have seen the giant wieners in the porno movies.  I want to know what it feels like to be blessed with a wiener like that.  I regret that I will never know what it feels like to have myself a big ol porn star wiener of my very own.  I bet it just feels absolutely amazing to have a wiener like that.  I bet you that with a wiener like one of those you just can't wait to get to show it off as much as possible much less get to use it on a real girl.
     As it stands I love my wiener, and I love to use it on girls very much but, to be honest, I get nervous showing it to someone with the lights on for the first time.  I'd like to know what it is like to not be nervous, so if I met a genie or a leprechaun or some other wish granting type entity and it only offered me one wish i'd definitely wish for a bigger weiner.  Not that anyone even asked me, I'm just saying is all.

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