Not all cops are fat. Just the funny ones. The fatties
are my favorite of all the boys in blue. I mean is there anything better than watching a
fat cop bulging out of his uniform shirt, utility belt holding on for dear
life, eating a donut?
I like the idea of a cop I could outrun. Makes me feel better. Not that I'm
gonna run or even have a reason to but if I did I like the ones I know would be
doubled over holding their knees ready to vomit up there Denny's Grand Slam
breakfast after ten steps. Like on the show COPS
when there chasing a criminal and the camera man is running circles around the
cops kick all the ass. I love me some fat cops. Every time I see one I
instantly smile inside. I hate it when I see a thin cop because the in-shape
ones are boring. Gimme a fat one any day.
want em so big their cruiser looks like a low rider when they cram themselves
behind the wheel. So eat up you tubby gunslingers. I don't care what anyone
says, y'all look great!