Laughing News, Breaking Update, 9/28/12

It's very clear that we love us some white trash here at Laughing at Life 2.  They're just endlessly entertaining.  Even if your not white trash though Being White Is Hard.  If you don't think so click that link and find out how wrong you are.  Money's tight so here is a Budget Sex Game for you from us.  Enjoy.  Even though our economy is busted we as a people are still growing in girth.  Click here to find out How Fat Are We Going To Get.  Or check out our latest one Mullets, Bumper Stickers and Fat Chicks in Tight Clothes, about Hicks and just plain old Stupid People.  Plus don't forget these Laughing at Life 2 favorites...Hicks Are Scary, and another favorite, Nascar, The Sport of Trash. 

Women are another thing we love here but, who doesn't?  Women are amazing.  They're beautiful, they drive you wild, and they make you crazy.  They're nuts but, I love 'Em.  Read our latest piece, Girls Love Drama, or the other great jokes from Laughing at Life 2 like, Harpo's Cakes, It Says 'Juicy' on YOUR Butt?, When Will Women Listen, and Fat Cheating Whore.  Plus my favorite, Strong, Hard Wiener - You Gotta Give Her Enough. 

Mullets, Bumper Stickers, and Fat Chicks in Tight Clothes

Why does anyone think a Mullet looks good? Don't get me wrong I appreciate a good mullet but to laugh at and point and post to the web but I'd never have one. Hows that saying about Mullets go? Something like - "Party in the back, loser in the front" right?
And some hicks even give their kids Mullets. Stop that right now! That's child abuse.
Mullets are very tacky. Hilarious or not.

Another pet peeve of mine is badly placed tattoos and piercings on girls. Stop that ladies. Why mess with perfection? Scribbling on the artwork that is the beautiful, naked, female form is like putting a bumper sticker on a Porche.
It doesn't add it takes away.

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 8/20/12

Tyler realized at an early age that the world was full of A-Holes

I agree with Tyler, people suck.  Here are a few great hilarious examples of important jokes you can read to learn more.  Click here for our expose on A-Hole drivers, 'Drive it like you stole it'., Also click this link to read, 'Monumental Lies vol1', a hilarious piece on the lie that communication is the key to a happy relationship., You can also and should also read these two hilariously informative pieces on marriage, 'Fat Cheating Whore', and 'Evil Ex-Wife'

Yee-Haw!!!

It's hard to see past all the tacky white trash but there is actually a cool gun in this picture.  Also just past the skank you'll see what seems to be two hicks and one is clearly holding the main ingredient in the hillbilly diet, cheap beer.  If you want to avoid rolling over and seeing a 'girl' like this in your very own bed click here to read our expose on the dangers of 'Beer Goggles'.  For even more hilarious information on hicks read these other important pieces, First we have our diffinitive piece on hicks, 'Hicks are Scary' right here, then you should also check out this great piece on their favorvite "sport", Nascar, the sport of trash' by clicking this link, Plus theres even this great redneck piece, 'Big rigs on the highway - 18 wheels and 7 teeth. 

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Hicks are scary..,

Hicks scare the shit out of me..,

I am very nervous around these people. I even have some hick friends that I've known for years that I'm still kinda scared of to this day. They're just too unpredictable and outdoorsy for me.

I mean right now I'm safe but, If it ever came down to hunting or survival I know I'd be screwed. And the thought of being at the mercy of an insane person with half of my IQ scares the crap out of me.

Now if your in a library, or any place with books, and or technology for that matter, hicks aren't very scary at all. In front of a computer, they are downright docile. But the further away from civilization they get the scarier they become. And once that first YEEE-HAW escapes I'm ready to piss myself.
Being around rednecks in the wild is like living the beginning of every scary movie ever. There a chainsaw short of a massacre at all times in the wild...