Laughing News, Breaking Update, 11/14/12

 American's love food so, we're fat.  But just How Fat Are We Going To Get?  Click that link to find out or click on Fat Athletes to read our tribute to sports fat folks can excel at.  For more on embarrasing things that can happen when your fat check out Busted Button.  Another great fat people joke to check out here is Fat Cops.

 This guy sure does love Jeff Gordon.  Read our piece on NASCAR, NASCAR; the sport of trash, right here.  Or check out these great pieces Dog the Bounty Hunter; White Trash Perfection, or Hicks Are Scary.

Dog the Bounty Hunter, white trash perfection..,

How can you not love Dog the Bounty Hunter? Its fantastically magical. It used to be my favorite 'white trash in trouble' show was COPS but Dog destroys COPS magic formula by turning it inside out and multiplying the pure joy of watching white trash getting busted because on DOG the white trash are also the hunters. That's right twice the white trash! Dog the Bounty Hunter is truly a very special show.

The Sport Of Trash

All the mind numbing excitement of watching brightly colored cars go around and around over and over for hours on end.

You can almost feel the speed as the announcers describe it. Using dozens of words like 'fast' and 'very fast' and the 4 syllable monster 'Accelereate' to portray the SPEED.

The uncertainty and unpredictability of when you may nod off riding on each and every left hand turn.

You see literally tens of colors and more than 11 words on nearly every car.

Nascar's on TV and it has almost has some of the thrills of an actual sport without all the talent, and excitement threatening to disturb your nap or draw your attention in any way.

With drivers you can cheer through every lap. You've got your Earnhardt's, Waltrips, Three or four Billy Bob's and the cutest little fairy you ever saw decked out in the prettiest rainbow outfit and car on wheels that Pepsi has ever endorsed.