Showing posts with label Pet Peeves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pet Peeves. Show all posts

11/22/15

Zits

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z we explored 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet was a breeze. Today we are finally to Z so this is the last Pet Peeve of our long, exciting journey. To mark the occasion of our alphabetical whining coming to an end we will be discussing Zits.
     I hate zits. I always have hated zits. Ever since nature blessed me with my very first zit I always hated them very much. They are terrible. They're ugly, sometimes they hurt, they are always gross and full of puss. When I first started getting zits they told me it would pass so I accepted them. But, the thing is, I'm almost 40 and I still have zits so what the actual fuck? I paid my dues. This zit shit's supposed to be over by now. That's why I hate zits.

Yesterday

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today's letter is Y so lets do Yesterday.
     My problem with yesterday is that no matter how hard I try for it not to my mind seems to want to live there. Even if I get it to leave and stay in the present it still wants to go back and make regular visits to yesterday. While it's there it likes to roll around in self doubt until it is just covered in it and then it drags all of that doubt back for me to enjoy here in the present. If I could just stop doing that I think I would feel a whole lot better about yesterday. So I guess the problem is with me and not yesterday really. Oh well, I needed a Y so we will just blame it on yesterday and be done with it if you don't mind.

11/21/15

X

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today our letter is X so lets do 'Xtra Hard Letters To Write About.'
     I have had just about enough of X. X gives me trouble every A to Z challenge that I do and I have come to really dislike X especially in the month of April. You see, not a whole lot of words start with X which makes your choices for a topic to write about for that particular letter is very slim. It makes it really hard to fit a topic into your theme when you only have three words to choose from. Other than that I don't have anything against X so if we could just invent some more cool words that start with X I think eventually X will become acceptable again.

Wet T-Shirt Contests

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today we are on the letter W so we chose to discuss Wet T-Shirt Contests.
     My problem with wet t-shirt contests is that there just isn't enough of them. I cannot remember the last time I was at a good wet t-shirt contest. In the movies they happen all the time but in real life they are as rare as a unicorn. My favorite part of a wet t-shirt contest is when they get the ladies t-shirts wet. The reason for that is because after they get the t-shirts good and wet you can usually get a pretty good look at some juicy titties. I enjoy that. It's like they say, it's the little things in life that are the best. So I guess what I am saying is that I would really like for there to be more wet t-shirt contests and I would also like to be invited to them please.

Vagina Trolls


This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today's letter is V so we will talk about the menace that is Vagina Trolls.
     Vagina Trolls have gotten a free ride for far too long and it's mainly because people don't believe that they exist. Well, the little bastards do exist. They not only absolutely do exist but they are a terror that plagues the vaginas and wieners of our society and they have gotten away with it for far too long. I call for a an all out vagina troll witch hunt. We all need to get out there and get deep in each and every vagina we can until we eradicate every single vagina troll out there. We can do it if we really try hard and really get in those vaginas strong and deep like they need so that we can rustle out those nasty wiener biting vagina trolls once and for all.

Ultimatums


This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today we are up to U so lets do Ultimatums.
     I have never responded well to ultimatums. If you say to me, "Do this or else.", I will usually always choose or else. And do you know why? It's because like George W. Bush always said you do not ever negotiate with terrorists. Not only that but if you do not do what the terrorists want you to not do then, as we all know, said terrorist wins. And I think that we all know we cannot have that. 

11/14/15

Time

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today it is time for T so let's do Time.
     Time is a bitch because it's always screwing with you. Sometimes it goes by really fast, usually during the really good times that you want to last forever. Then other times, usually the worst times that you'd rather speed up like when you're at work, time just crawls and seems to go on forever. But the worst thing as far as I am concerned about time for me is that it is finite. I don't like the thought that a clock is running out for me and when it's up I'm done here. It stresses me out sometimes because you never know how much time you have left.

Stupidity

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today it's time to do S so I decided to take on Stupidity.
     I have no tolerance for stupidity. If I was Superman stupidity would be my kryptonite. I hate to deal with stupid people which sucks because there are so damn many of them. It drains me to deal with stupid people. It really is mentally and physically draining to deal with stupidity. I think the reason it's so frustrating is because you can't do anything with stupid. Stupid cant be reasoned with. Stupid has no remorse or pity. Stupid will have its way with you in this world whether you like it or not. 

Racism

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today it's time for R so we are going to go with Racism.
     I think that being a racist is just about the dumbest thing that someone can be. I cannot tell you how many times that I have been talking to someone, having a nice conversation and then all the sudden they'll say something ridiculously racist and my opinion of them just plummets. It's like a little mental punch in the stomach. It's like Shit, I was just starting to like you, then you had to go and announce that you're ignorant. Being racist is stupid. It makes no sense to be a racist. It's idiotic and harmful. Quite frankly racism is one of the main things holding humanity back as a whole.

4/21/15

Queens

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today we are doing Q so i'm thinking Queens.
     I chose queens for Q because there are many different types of queens that all suck so there is plenty to discuss. The one that eats at me the most is real Queens. You know, like that one who lives in England and is all old with the big goofy eared son? Where does she get off? I hate her. She acts like a clown. Always waving with those stupid white gloves. How you supposed to eat chicken wings with those stupid gloves on? It's so royally stupid to prance around in the year 2015 like you are Kings and Queens who slay dragons and knight lords. I think the royal family looks ridiculous and it's time the pageantry ended.

Prudes

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today it's P's turn so we will do Prudes.
     Prudes are awful and they aren't content to just be awful all alone either they have to take all of us with them to awful town. Prudes hate fun and cannot stand to see any one having any either so they must ruin it at all costs. Prudes never like anything good. They always think it's gross, or nasty when really it's awesome and amazing and only slightly dirty. Prudes won't care though because prudes hate to have a good time, Prudes arent really good for much of anything.
     

4/17/15

Old People

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today we're on O so we will talk about Old People.
     Old folks bother me and I think the main reason is because they remind me that I am going to get old too. I hate to think about being mortal at all. I am really weirded out by the fact that I am slowly falling apart and will one day just die. I try to never think about things that have to do with aging because it scares me. I realise that this a ridiculous phobia of mine but I've never been able to shake it or deal with it.

4/16/15

Negative People

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling out the alphabet will be a breeze. Today time for N so we will discuss Negative People.
     I think the main reason that I can't stand negative people is because I am a negative person. I have negativity covered. I need my friends to handle happiness and hope and fun etc. I have negativity on lockdown. I am in an endless battle with depression and it is no fun at all and as a result neither am I.

4/15/15

Money

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today we are doing M so we will talk about Money.
     Yes, money is also a pet peeve of mine. Not money itself per se, it's more the idea and concept of money that I have a problem with. The actual monetary system itself. I just feel like the current monetary system is not only already doomed but it is also just such a fertile breeding ground for injustice and greed.
     That being said, if you would like to send me some money I would be totally OK with that because I never seem to have enough of it. I am in a constant state of broke which is a very un-fun state to be in. Literally EVERYTHING costs money and if you don't have any than you aren't doing anything. Depending on just how much money you don't have you may not only be bored but hungry and cold too. Basically, being poor sucks.

4/14/15

Laws


This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today the letter is L so lets do Laws.
     In particular I do not like laws that seem to only be about about making money and driving revenue for the city or state etc, and also laws that hinder  our fun. Mostly laws that hinder our fun though. I especially hate those laws.
     I'll begin with Marijuana prohibition. Weed should be legal if for no other reason than that it is widely beneficial for many medical conditions, self-sufficient, and completely renewable. It also greatly boosts the economy among many many other benefits. It's also just really, really very great and I love it. I should get to grow my own garden and it's stupid that I can't. It does look like I might get to in my lifetime though and if so, stay out! Grow your own damn gardens.
     As I mentioned above the other kind of laws I hate are the ones that mostly drive fines. I don't mind these when they are enforced to serve and protect or to keep things safe. I mind it when they are clearly just being abused for profit. Nitpicking tiny things and using shady techniques to drive quotas that they deny they have but totally have. Those laws, while lucrative and easy, actually do more harm than they do good. The reason being that since they are so easy cops up mostly targeting mostly law abiding citizens and cause animosity.
     So, in the end, I guess you mostly need laws but some of them do kind of suck.

4/13/15

Karate

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today the letter is K so lets do Karate.
     I don't really have a problem with Karate itself. Karate is a beautiful ancient martial art form as Mr Miyagi so patiently taught us and Daniel Son in that movie about Karate Kid's. No, Karate itself isn't to blame, my beef with Karate is actually with the douchebag adults who take it along with the kids and then act like lethal bad asses like Chuck Norris or something all because they have a yellow belt and beat a 12yr old in sparring.
     It's like, OK Cobra Kai back it off a little bit, you're not captain badass just because you take Tae Kwon Do at the Y. You are not Bruce Lee and Sensei Steve isn't really a 'Grand Master'. Well he is, but so is Sensei's Bob and Susan too. It's not that hard to earn a certificate to teach Karate. Actually, a lot of people don't know this but you can actually bullshit your way into being a Karate instructor at some places just looking to add a class to build up customers.

4/11/15

Jerks.

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling up the alphabet will be a breeze. Today's letter is J so why don't we do Jerks.
     Jerks are a huge pet peeve of mine. A jerk just sets out to ruin things for other people. Whether it be a nasty co-worker, a fellow customer in a store, or wherever you happen to run across a jerk that is usually what you will find them doing. Just hindering or irritating someone or just flat out ruining things for everyone else. Jerks are self centered which is what leads to this oblivious and selfish behaviour. They seem incapable of human empathy or seeing anything from anyone elses point of view. 
     When you are dealing with a jerk your options can become very limited. You see, a jerk doesn't need a very good reason to screw things up for folks. A jerk enjoys making others miserable and takes most opportunities to spew their bile with great enthusiasm. So as you see, jerks enjoy conflict and seek it out so fucking up your day in order to get their rush from being an ass is their favorite activity. Manipulating logic, reason, and morals are all very easy for a jerk because they only really care about upsetting you, and aren't very invested in what is actually being argued. Which leads to very frustrating and extremely uncreative and unproductive discussions. That is the main reason that I hate jerks.
     
     

4/10/15

Idiots

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today is I so we will do Idiots.
     I hate idiots. You know, just very stupid and wilfully ignorant and rude people. They are typically loud and the type that are not just dumb but also very proud of being uneducated and simple. As if their simplicity gives them some kind of basic purity and innocence to excuse their obnoxious behavior out of just not knowing any better. I guess in a way it kind of does give you a kind of childish quality. It's just not cute on an adult. They are also a lot closer to our more natural animalistic core. 
     Idiots are also very frustrating to deal with because sense and logic mean absolutely  nothing to an idiot. An argument with an idiot is an exercise in futility. You loose no matter what because your opponent is so stupid and ignorant that they have no shame and therefore cannot be swayed or even made aware of any other viewpoint. They lose without realizing they have lost and also without caring at all. It's infuriating and I hate them for it.

4/9/15

Heat

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today's letter is H so I chose to talk about Heat.
     I hate to be hot. Hate it! I'm warm natured and I get hot easily. My Grandpa always used to say you could always put on more clothes if you are cold, but if you're hot you can only take off so much. When I am butt ass naked and still hot that aggravates me. I can't sleep if i'm hot. The weird thing about that is I also can't sleep without a blanket. I just feel exposed with a blanket and a blanket helps me relax and feel safe. You know, because blankets protect you from monsters. Ask any kid, they will tell you if you don't believe me.
     

4/8/15

Greed

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today the letter is G so lets's do Greed.

     Greed and greedy people disgust me. I think it is the worst of my many pet peeves actually. I hate greed. I believe that greed and gluttony are two of the most evil sins. Right up there with rape and murder. I think it takes a special kind of person to use up and take from so many people in order to horde massive amounts of wealth and possessions. Many times done in perverted and disturbing ways such as sweat shops and child labor. Or people profiting from limited natural resources that should just be free and available to everyone.
     Greed is so rampant today and it really, honestly disturbs and scares me. I feel very worried about the immediate future as I watch what is going on in the world and in the media. A lot of what I see is downright frightening. Some of the brainwashing techniques that are used on all of us daily are quite fascinating too. That in particular is interesting because of the simplicity and effectiveness of it.
     I believe that the true goal in life is to strive for a more communal type of society in some way. A very interesting idea is the Venus Project. For more info on the Venus Project just search it online it has a lot of really good ideas for sustaining resources and working together as a community to provide everyone with all their needs in a equal and humane way as an alternative to our current monetary society. Basically greed upsets me and I believe that if I could change one thing to make the world a better place I'd get rid off greed instead of world peace. I actually think that would bring world peace all on its own.