Old People

This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today we're on O so we will talk about Old People.

     Old folks bother me and I think the main reason is because they remind me that I am going to get old too. I hate to think about being mortal at all. I am really weirded out by the fact that I am slowly falling apart and will one day just die. I try to never think about things that have to do with aging because it scares me. I realise that this a ridiculous phobia of mine but I've never been able to shake it or deal with it.

Soup Joke

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!!!" The old man looks at her and says "I'll have the soup."