Obese People Dieting

     Obese people are dangerous when they are on a diet.  They are not to be trusted, ever.  Even the ones who are calm, and seem to be succeeding at their diet can turn on you.  Need proof?  Go up to any obese person on a diet and wave a Twinkie in their face, your liable to pull back a stub.  Of course that goes for all fat people though, Twinkies are endangered now.  Dammit, now I want a Twinkie too, and I wouldn't even know where to start looking for one.
     I mean just look at that delicious goodness up there.  How could nobody buy up Hostess and save the damn Twinkie from extinction?  Where were all of us fatties on that one?  Probably on some stupid diet that was destined to fail.  What other delectable foodstuffs must fall before we just accept, and learn to love our fat?  Our economy depends on us heavies to devour and consume junk food at unhealthy levels to survive.  So Super Size those fries, and maximize your thighs, or McDonald's might have to close next, and then our society would surely crumble.