Pick-Up Lines

Funny pick-up lines..,

- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
- It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
- Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
- You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
- Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
- Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
- Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
- Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
- Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
- How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
- Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
- If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
- There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
- Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
- I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
- You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
- I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
- If you were a booger I would pick you first.
- Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
- I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
- What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
- Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
- Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
- Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
- [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. - My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! - What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? - Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! - Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! - [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! Nerdy lines.., - If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. - If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. - Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive - I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve. - You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water. - My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined. - If I was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. Douchy lines.., - Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? - Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! - Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! More funny lines.., - Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. - You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. - It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! - Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? - Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. - If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. - If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. - You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. - Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! - I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. - I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? - Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. - Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? - Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! More etc.., - Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. - Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. - Heaven's missing an Angel. - If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. - See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. - If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. - I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? - Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. - I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. - Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? - I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. - I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink. - I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you. - I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day? - If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. - It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.