Wrestling's Gay,

Something that's been bugging me a lot is why do people watch wrestling?
I don't mean kids, I believe its OK to watch wrestling till your 12.
I'm talking about adults.
Grown ass men walking around with pictures of other grown ass men on their T-shirt's watching sweaty buff men roll around on TV for two hours every Monday night.
I'm not a homophobe. If that's what makes you happy do it but these guys aren't open homosexuals they're closeted rage-aholic asses or that just might be the ones at the bar by my house. Those particular hicks may not represent the group as a whole. So its not about not liking gays its about these guys facing the denial and accepting that there is definitely something gay about this behavior...

I mean, what else would even be the draw? Come on, it's a fake fight. I can see when people didn't know that, like my grandpa who swore it was real even after they admitted it wasn't, but everyone knows its scripted. The wrestlers are great athletes but mostly they are famous stuntmen. They know how to take and fake a hit and how to fall. That's it.
So think about it. If your a fan of a show past puberty that features scantily clad men running around all sweaty and oiled-up, rolling around together on a mat your probably at least a teeny bit gay.
And that's not only OK but it's also true.

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