Yo Mama Jokes

1. Yo Mama is so fat that she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE!
2. Yo Mama is so bald you can see what's on her mind.
3. Yo Mama is so dirty she's got to creep up on bathwater.
4. Yo Mama is so dirty that she's got more clap than an auditorium.
5. Yo Mama is so nasty she has more crabs than Red Lobster.
6. Yo Mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
7. Yo Mama is so fat she sat on her iPad and now it's an iPhone.
8. Yo Mama is so fat that she's in more places than the Internet.
9. Yo Mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family.
10. Yo Mama is so dumb that when you listen to her ear, you hear the ocean.
11. Yo Mama is so dumb that when I told her that Christmas was around the corner, she went and looked for it.
12. Yo Mama is so dumb that she got fired from a blow job.
13. Yo Mama is so dumb that you have to dig to find her IQ.
14. Yo Mama's underarms are so hairy it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
15. Yo Mama is so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
16. Yo Mama is so hairy that her nipples have Afro's.
17. Yo Mama is so hairy that she shaves her legs with a weed whacker.
18. Yo Mama is so lazy that she thinks a two-income household is one where the Daddy has two jobs.
19. Yo Mama is so lazy that she sticks her nose out the car window so the wind can blow it.
20. Yo Mama is so poor she's got a milkshake on layaway at McDonald's.
21. Yo Mama is so poor she bounces food stamps.
22. Yo Mama is so poor that when I walked in her house three roaches mugged me and took my wallet to buy food.
23. Yo Mama is so poor that her TV only has two channels, on and, off.
24. Yo Mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.
25. Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks into the bank they turn off the surveilance cameras.
26. Yo Mama is so white that she could go to her wedding naked.
27. Yo Mama is so easy she gives out frequent rider miles.
28. Yo Mama is so easy that if her V-JJ was a video game it'd be rated 'E' for Everyone.
29. Yo Mama is so easy that who's your Daddy is a multiple choice question.
30. Yo Mama is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
31. Yo Mama is like a gas station. You gotta pay before you pump.
32. Yo Mamas breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck.