Laughing News, Breaking Update, 9/13/12

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We know here at Laughing News how busy you are and how hard it is to keep up with all the great jokes and wisdom shared here at Laughing at Life 2 so we want to help you.  A lot of funny stuff has happened here you need to check out.  First lets talk about the newest 'Last to the Party'. The Siri Argument video is hilarious and you should click this link now and go watch it.  Another recent comedy goldmine here is Laughing News vol4 with great hilarious news for you so click here for that.  We have also done many great tribute pieces and articles like, Joe Motherfing Pesci Y'all, NEWS FLASH - Tiger Woods is just a man, plus great pieces on Howard Stern and my hero in comedy Bill Hicks.

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Laughing at Life 2 loves women and we show it with great jokes dedicated to the girls.  Our tribute piece to females, Let the panties hit the floor shows this love.  We also try to educate our readers with our informative piece, Strong, Hard Wiener - You gotta give her enough.  We even emphasize the dangers in our piece on Female Orgasm Equipment which is important because guys, we are replaceable.  And, let us not forget, our beautiful piece against breast cancer Me, On Breasts.

Joe MotherF'ng Pesci Y'all

He is awesome. Joe Pesci is great as a pshcho bad ass mobster and also funny as hell as an inner city landlord.

This little italian bastard is one talented fkn actor. Goodfellas, I mean come on.

My cousin Vinny, hell, even those snickers commercials whatever he's in I love to watch this little compact Italian-American actor born February 9, 1943, in Newark, NJ, talk. Just say anything in that funny ass New Jersey accent.

Is his voice not amazing? Pesci makes everything sound spectacular.

"No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!" - from Goodfellas, remember that little crazy fker saying that in that movie? Classic.

What about from Casino, "I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fkin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fkin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fkin' stupid. I don't give a f*ck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

Even this classic line delivered by Pesci in Lethal Weapon 4, 'They f*ck ya, they f*ck ya, they f*ck ya."

I love Joe Pesci. He's one of my favorite Movie Stars of all time. I can watch anything Pesci's in. I loved the Snickers comercial stuff honestly too. He's a talented little guy, Joe Pesci..,

Probably my 7th favorite actor ever maybe even high as 5th. He's great. Enjoy this clip from Goodfella's to celebrate Joe.....,