Laughing News, vol6

Laughing News vol6

Free. Comedy. News. You Can Trust.

Today in the headlines..,



Too bad, no one else does...

But, I'd rather be uncool than stupid. Click here to laugh at 'Stupid People Love To Talk'.  A big part of my hairstyle choice is my receding hairline. I accept it but click here to laugh at 'Perfect Comb-Overs', our joke about these delusional dudes.  Grown Men with pictures of ripped, half naked men on their T-Shirts is kinda a little gay. Click here to read 'Wrestling's Gay' to laugh at the complete theory now!  I posted this piece and actually had a Google+ argument with someone. Amazing...Come laugh at the Atheist religion.



     Stupidity is an epidemic in the world today.  It affects most of the worlds population and annoys the rest of it.  If left unchecked the entire Earth's population could be stupid or fed up by 2014 Say's Harvard scientist Ray Smith.  He added, 'The stupid breed like rabbits and seem to be unstoppable.  I'm afraid we are all doomed.'  He started to cry and then said, 'My wife is dumb as a wet, busted brick. And my new baby really concerns me.  He just stares at his Cheerios blankly and smiles for hours.'.   I hugged Dr. Smith for twenty minutes while he cried and repeated he had a loaded gun in his desk for a full half hour before press time.


Tell me that sh*t ain't creepy!

     This doll is hella creepy.  I found it and can't get it out of my head so, welcome to my nightmares...

Super Bowl XLVII - The Keys To Victory

   The Super Bowl is coming up soon and that has everyone wondering, what did I have for dinner last night?  Well folks, let me tell you once and for all.  Meatball subs.  OK, every ones curiosity about my dinner satisfied, its time to talk about the biggest game of the year in American Football.
     This year the NFL played all its teams against each other all year and the teams with the best records played against each other on TV till only two teams are left to play to see who's going to get to go to Disney World, and pour Gatorade on their coach this year.  The winner of this one last highly anticipated game will win this years Super Bowl, and get very big gaudy rings for their entire team.   With bling like that on the line, these millionaires should really be playing hard.

Laughing News, vol5

Laughing News vol5

Comedy. News. Trust

Today in the headlines..,

I agree with Willie,  Y'all deserve that.  Not all of you but some of you.  The fact that I still see Romney signs in my town and my towns poor just blows my mind.  In fact, a lot of what I see out there troubles me.  Let's open our eyes already people.  How can anyone who isn't rich support Romney?  I mean hell, if you don't wanna vote for Obama, you can still write in Ron Paul.  Honestly though, I'd love to see Obama get a 2nd term, that Key & Peele Obama Anger Translator sketch is hilarious.
   

Psychic's aren't just cold hustlers, they also make stupid people very happy by allowing them to pay them money to hear what they want to hear.  The stupid find much value in psychic's and even though their getting ripped off we say fk 'em, they're stupid.  For more on the stupid read Stupid People Love To Talk.

 




These girls are pretty but, I don't trust 'em.  Nothings free, and chicks lie.  Especially hot chicks.  Well, maybe that isn't fair.  I'm just jaded because my first wife was a soul less pathological liar who sucked my soul dry.  For more on my adventures in marriage with a succubus read, Evil/Ex-Wife, or for more info you can also check out Fat Cheating Whore. 

Tiger Woods Is Only A Man

News Flash Society -Tiger Woods is not the only man that loves sex and women. It comes standard with most penises. Any straight man given Tigers options could fall prey to our genitals just like he did. Our penis owns us ladies. I'm sorry but its a fact. We are nothing but it's slave.

Why else do you think we are also yours?

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 7/19/12

Best afro ever? I think so.

Maybe a white guy shouldn't talk about afro's but come on...whats more bad ass than a thick fro with one of those black fist picks stuck in it. Plus, Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction? Nuff said. But click this link anyway to read my afro joke, Bitching Fro Bro, if not for me than just because it's funny. Click this link right here now!

How can a word be dirty?

My favorite word, which if your a regular here you already know, is the "F" word. It's an awesome word and OMG, is it versatile. So you know what I say fk it, if you like laughing come read this joke. Or fk it, don't but, it's your loss. All kidding aside click this link now to read, 'Dropping the "F" Bomb'.

Laughing News, vol3

Laughing News vol3

Comedy. News. To Trust. With Laughs

Today in the headlines..,

A local man went crazy from a flu injection at Walgreen's today in Louisville.  Police say the man has been released back into the care of his mother but has also went totally balls out nuts.  "He grabbed the really fat nurses butt with both hands and asked her to clean his kitchen" Officer Frank Brown told LN reporters.  "He totally did, with both hands." agreed Walgreen's nurse Bree Holden 23 of ridge park. "His eyes were crazy as shit the whole time too." she added.

Sunday a lot of players and coaches were upset by many on field calls by referee's in sports like in this picture because a lot of refs suck real bad says a new observation by college freshman Lyle Bendass.  "I noticed a bunch of times refs seemed not only stupid but blind too."  Bendass added.  LN studies showed similar results in every sport from the pro levels down to little league.  For more sports news click here to read Laughing At, Sports... 

Oprah is very upset all because Rosie loves Shawn's classic Oprah joke from his comedy blog Laughing at Life 2.  O'Donnell claims that she apologised to Oprah and even told the Queen of television she wished the joke wasn't so damn funny but it just really is.  "I told Oprah it was just clever and only a joke.  I didn't think she was really fat. It was just funny.., Shawn's funny"  Rosie then signed frustrated and added, "Look, it's cute, fire me."  Oprah did.  Click here to read the joke that got Rosie fired...

The biggest criminal and traitor in the free world still roams free and 9/11 remains a cover-up to this day despite logic or good reason of any kind.  No one of power or authority seems concerned as of yet of this phenomenon though so fingers crossed on justice folks.., "It's gotta be coming right Mr. Reporter?" A young child asked our reporter on camera.  He only frowned and said he didn't know, and neither do we.

News on the go..,

- - Studies show Grateful Dead isn't as amazing without a ton a pot.

- - My wife and I cannot ever agree on what temperature our house should be so in other words I'm too hot!  More married quotes here...

- - This just in, Dee's Nuts.  Sex is harder for guys to learn more...

- - Some women need more wiener, read;  Strong, Hard, Wiener for more...

- - Stupidity is rampant in our society today and no one is safe. The decline of society is imminent.  However, in other news, reality TV has never been better or juicier.  

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 7/3/12

Always dump her hard and in front of her friends out in public and call her ass fat loud just like this dude here is doing and a couple of her friends will wanna bang ya.  Girls like to poke with bad boys..Read more here on how Sex is harder for guys...?

Dont fk my pie,this
ones for eating.

Good self-love tips that are less sticky than pie, click here...

"We're *ss poor mister.  It's fkd, plus dude, you should see how fat my wife is, its fkd up a little.  Sh*t's rough."  Laughing News cares and wants you to click here for your free budget sex game!

Lauging At, - Sports

Laughing At..,

Our feature here at L@L2 where we make fun of things, and stuff.

Today on 'Laughing At', we’re laughing at, Sports…

Football, a violent and often uncomfortable place to be white. Most quarterbacks are white even today but they definatly take quite a brutal pounding weekly as each team tries to ram them hard enough to take them down to their knees and maybe even get their hands on the precious balls the quarterbacks always carry as they pound hard into them from behind each play.

 

OJ Simpson is still funny after all these years no matter what he does this picture and 3 'Naked Gun' movies have continued to show throughout all his troubles. I mean just try not to smile as you look at his dumb ass smile in this picture.

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