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Funny as Hell, the Sam Kinison Tribute

     If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. -- Sam Kinison

     Sam Kinison was the first comedian I was ever exposed to that I instantly related to and admired.  I have always loved comedy, particularly stand-up comedy.  I love it and I always watched it all, but Sam was the first comedian I had ever seen that I knew right away was a great one. 
     I had seen a lot of funny comedians but when I first saw Sam, I knew what I was watching was something special.  Lot's of comics are funny and quite a few are really good but the great ones are rare. 

     I was instantly drawn to Sam's comedy because I knew and could just tell that I was watching something different from anything I'd ever seen before.  I also related quite a bit to Sam's style of comedy, as well as his sense of humor, and point of view. 
     Right away I knew Sam was one of the few rare, and just in my opinion, the very best kind of comics.  The ones with not only talent but also with a voice and a message.  The gifted ones who really have something to say and are funny while being honest and sincere with their comedy.  The ones who also aren't afraid to push the envelope and make you think a little while you laugh. 
     Sam Kinison was definitely one of those kind of comics, and unquestionably one of the gifted ones, the kind who could make us laugh and expose the BS of life and society and tell us the truth all while keeping us laughing.

Tiger Woods Is Only A Man

News Flash Society -Tiger Woods is not the only man that loves sex and women. It comes standard with most penises. Any straight man given Tigers options could fall prey to our genitals just like he did. Our penis owns us ladies. I'm sorry but its a fact. We are nothing but it's slave.

Why else do you think we are also yours?