Stupidity Epidemic

     Science has let us down yet again by ignoring the biggest disease plaguing humanity today.  It is a disease that an overwhelming majority of the population is afflicted by, and all of society is affected by everyday.  I'm speaking of course about stupidity.  Stupidity is completely out of control, and something must be done to cease this epidemic right away before the stupidity epidemic is allowed to do more damage to our world than it already has.  So, like always, I have decided to fix this problem for the world myself.

Laughing News, vol5

Laughing News vol5

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Today in the headlines..,

I agree with Willie,  Y'all deserve that.  Not all of you but some of you.  The fact that I still see Romney signs in my town and my towns poor just blows my mind.  In fact, a lot of what I see out there troubles me.  Let's open our eyes already people.  How can anyone who isn't rich support Romney?  I mean hell, if you don't wanna vote for Obama, you can still write in Ron Paul.  Honestly though, I'd love to see Obama get a 2nd term, that Key & Peele Obama Anger Translator sketch is hilarious.
   

Psychic's aren't just cold hustlers, they also make stupid people very happy by allowing them to pay them money to hear what they want to hear.  The stupid find much value in psychic's and even though their getting ripped off we say fk 'em, they're stupid.  For more on the stupid read Stupid People Love To Talk.

 




These girls are pretty but, I don't trust 'em.  Nothings free, and chicks lie.  Especially hot chicks.  Well, maybe that isn't fair.  I'm just jaded because my first wife was a soul less pathological liar who sucked my soul dry.  For more on my adventures in marriage with a succubus read, Evil/Ex-Wife, or for more info you can also check out Fat Cheating Whore. 

Unnatural Boner's

I think we've finally proven that our societies priorities are totally and completely F.U.B.A.R'd

So have we achieved World peace? Nope, still haven't gotten to that one yet. How about feeding the hungry? No dice, I am really very busy, but it's on my list. So did I find an effective, cheap, renewable energy source?  You know what, I almost did that but something came up.  How about housing the world homeless? Well, that one honestly just seemed like way too much work. I know what your thinking, did I cure Cancer? No, sorry, I just didn't have time for that one either.

Those are all great causes for sure but I have just solved the most important problem facing humanity today.

This ones big y'all.

My new discovery is triple huge, slightly bigger than anything else ever anywhere. Its like splitting the atom and sliced bread combined to make the worlds most explosively awesome sandwich ever created by man...

Penis Enlargement Pills,

I saw something on TV that caught my attention.

They have pills they say can add up to 3 inches to a man's penis.

I think that's pretty neat but I can't order them because I'm not going to be the schmuck sitting in my bathroom waiting for my stuff to grow like some crazy genitalia Chia Pet.

Plus they probably don't work or worse what if they backfired and you got smaller?

That'd be awful and I don't have the kind of wiggle room to take a chance like that.