7 Bad Character Traits Of People And How To Deal With Them

     I hate people. Ideally I would never deal with them at all but we do not live in an ideal world. In my day I have worked quite a few customer service jobs, which are the worst jobs in the USA if you didn't know that. I have always thought it was very odd that a job that requires such immense self control would be higher paying but nope. Customer service jobs are considered low skill level jobs hence you are usually paid right at minimum wage to put up with the general public's bullshit. It's ridiculous. Anyway's I know a little from all that about people and more importantly how to deal with them.     Like anything else understanding people comes from watching them. You have to study people to truly understand them. You get a lot of time to do that working in customer service. Your whole job is to watch and deal with people. What I've done is taken all that research and condensed it so that I could share it with my loyal readers because I am great. The following are 7 major personality traits people display and how to deal with each one. So enjoy, and you're welcome.

- Addiction

      I suffer from this one and my OCD does not help things either. I actually tend to avoid things that I think that I might like too much for fear that they will steal a piece of my life away from me. I'm serious. Even phone games. I'll get sucked inside of shit. It's fkd up. Anyway most people are addicted to something. Even straight laced people have addictions. Things like coffee and cigarettes are big business. Addiction is everywhere.
     I am not saying you need to get rid of your addictions. You just need to control them. You can have fun as long as you balance it like a jedi master. Stay on the light side of the force of addiction and you'll be OK but, venture to the dark side of addiction and very quickly all can be lost. So just be careful and listen to yourself. Know your limits and be cool. You do that and things will be OK.

7 Things People Love But Won't Admit They Like

     People are weird, we really are. Every single one of us is a freak in one way or another. Some in many ways. Some in two. Point is we all like weird and odd things and pretend that we don't and everyone knows. Kind of strange that we don't just cut the bullshit and just be real with each other. Till then here's 7 things I noticed about things people are ashamed to like.

Kinky Sex

     You know what's even better than sex? Kinky, nasty, dirty sex that's what, and people the world over know this little fact but despite its immense fan base not that many folks actually admit to being into it. We just haven't come far enough as a species to talk about our various kinks openly I guess. I say that realizing that the previous statement only holds true in the majority of the world but for the sake of time and laziness I'm judging us all as a group. We're just too hung up and worried what others may think of us once they know about they messed up sexual fantasies we act out in our minds as well as in our bedrooms. In certain regards it makes sense for us to be this way because the thing that makes something kinky is that others think its odd. Otherwise it's just normal and that's a bitch for another day.

- Bad Music

     Shitty songs can be an invasive offense to your ears, but they can also be catchy as hell. I cannot count the amount of times I will have some crappy bubblegum pop song stuck on repeat in my head for hours even though I honestly couldn't even tell you how it got there if my life depended on it. There was a recent university study done using teenage children they found watching the children's brainwaves as crappy Pop music was played and they could predict hit songs with 100% accuracy just by watching the pleasure centers of the brain they knew the test subject liked it whether they said they did or not. Turns out that simple, catchy, and easy to sing along with songs please our minds in a way science doesn't even yet fully understand. Now you don't have to be ashamed of liking that crappy song because you can just blame science.

- Crappy TV and Movies

     Do you ever wonder why terrible movies and unwatchable TV shows keep getting made? It's not because people don't like to watch 'em it's because people fucking love to watch them. They keep getting made and will keep getting made because they get the biggest ratings. Americans love to watch other people doing things because we certainly aren't going to do anything so someone should. We live through our "T.V. Friends" like the Kardashians so that their experiences and accomplishments become "our' experiences and accomplishments because we were right there watching them through it all.

     If we want to stop bad television we would have to stop watching bad television and since we are not going to do that we should just strap in.

People Just Suck

    People suck, bad things are going to happen to you and people are going to let you down more often than not. These are facts. They aren't pleasant facts, trust me I don't like them either, but that doesn't make them any less true now does it? It's just a flaw in human nature I think but it's definitely across the board as far as I've ever seen in my short life. It's true in everyone I have ever known including myself. People just suck even when we have the best of intentions we still screw things up in some way even if at first we don't even realize it. It's just the way things are and for the most part society goes on everyday undeterred in spite of it, but every once in awhile the fact that people are just awful at their core will directly affect you or even change your life.
     Something like that recently happened to me as a matter of fact. At the time I wasn't sure how to feel about it and I was just shocked by how much of an asshole this particular person was being to me. Later though, I was able to see that he had actually done me a huge favor. It works out that way sometimes, but it can and does go the other way too. When that happens it's not as much fun and it is very aggravating to have to deal with in a society that frowns on physical violence and revenge. Taking away the two best ways to respond when someone fucks up your day or worse yet your entire life really limits your options. You're essentially only left with bitching and whining to everyone who will listen or even worse resorting to pouring out endless streams of tears in blind fits of alternating states of rage and hopelessness.

     While I understand how awful these situations can be and how much you may just want to give up but whatever you do, don't ever do that. Never ever never give up. If some asshole messes things up for you and you give up and quit trying to be happy then the terrorists win. You cannot let that happen so you have to keep your sexy little chin up high and push on past the assholes and haters in this life. Do not EVER let ANYONE dictate to you whether or not you can reach your goals and dreams. Fail on your own and when you fail make sure that you do it on your own terms pursuing whatever it is that you want in this life and pay no attention at all to the haters. Haters are going to hate but guess what else, haters are also dirty masturbaters so who cares what a bunch of peter pullers think anyway?
     Life is hard enough already all by itself without letting some asshole keep you from pursuing all that even matters in this life, your happiness. You can't change people or make them stop sucking because people just suck. I suck and you do too so stop worrying about it so much. Deal with the idiot in your way at the moment and then move on head held high and go out and be an asshole to someone yourself in pursuit of whatever it may be that you want. 

     You have got to embrace your inner asshole. The strongest, happiest and most successful people in the world all understand that everyone sucks and they have not only embraced that fact but have used it to their advantage to achieve all of their dreams. You can do it too! All you have to do is believe in yourself. With enough faith in yourself even you can be a big enough asshole to go out there and get whatever you might want in life so, go get tiger.

How to win the lottery,

Everything is gonna be OK y'all. I have it all figured out. I don't even know what took me so long.
I know what I'm gonna do with my life...

I am going to win the Lottery

 

Thats it. That's my plan. Your looking at a future Lottery winner right here. All my problems are now solved.

It won't be easy though. It takes hard work and dedication. The big change I'll hafto make right away is to play it. Can't win if you don't play and I'm in it to win it so I'll just hafto make some changes to prepare for my millions.

 

They say it takes money to make money and I'm out to make millions and thats not gunna be cheap so as any smart future Lottery winner will tell you the lottery has got to come first.

 

Stomachs grumbling? Buy Lottery tickets. Car broke down? You guessed it Lotto. And you can't forget the Cigarettes and Beer either. You wanna be a winner you have got to live the winner lifestyle. Also, throw out that toothbrush immediately. What if you pull your scratch-off muscle doing something as silly as brushing your teeth.

Since we've established that the lottery comes first your probably saying Shawn, there are a lot of different ways to play the Lottery so, how do I decide which way to play it?

Hicks are scary..,

Hicks scare the shit out of me..,

I am very nervous around these people. I even have some hick friends that I've known for years that I'm still kinda scared of to this day. They're just too unpredictable and outdoorsy for me.

I mean right now I'm safe but, If it ever came down to hunting or survival I know I'd be screwed. And the thought of being at the mercy of an insane person with half of my IQ scares the crap out of me.

Now if your in a library, or any place with books, and or technology for that matter, hicks aren't very scary at all. In front of a computer, they are downright docile. But the further away from civilization they get the scarier they become. And once that first YEEE-HAW escapes I'm ready to piss myself.
Being around rednecks in the wild is like living the beginning of every scary movie ever. There a chainsaw short of a massacre at all times in the wild...