How to win the lottery,

Everything is gonna be OK y'all. I have it all figured out. I don't even know what took me so long.
I know what I'm gonna do with my life...

I am going to win the Lottery

 

Thats it. That's my plan. Your looking at a future Lottery winner right here. All my problems are now solved.

It won't be easy though. It takes hard work and dedication. The big change I'll hafto make right away is to play it. Can't win if you don't play and I'm in it to win it so I'll just hafto make some changes to prepare for my millions.

 

They say it takes money to make money and I'm out to make millions and thats not gunna be cheap so as any smart future Lottery winner will tell you the lottery has got to come first.

 

Stomachs grumbling? Buy Lottery tickets. Car broke down? You guessed it Lotto. And you can't forget the Cigarettes and Beer either. You wanna be a winner you have got to live the winner lifestyle. Also, throw out that toothbrush immediately. What if you pull your scratch-off muscle doing something as silly as brushing your teeth.

Since we've established that the lottery comes first your probably saying Shawn, there are a lot of different ways to play the Lottery so, how do I decide which way to play it?