7 Bad Character Traits Of People And How To Deal With Them

     I hate people. Ideally I would never deal with them at all but we do not live in an ideal world. In my day I have worked quite a few customer service jobs, which are the worst jobs in the USA if you didn't know that. I have always thought it was very odd that a job that requires such immense self control would be higher paying but nope. Customer service jobs are considered low skill level jobs hence you are usually paid right at minimum wage to put up with the general public's bullshit. It's ridiculous. Anyway's I know a little from all that about people and more importantly how to deal with them.     Like anything else understanding people comes from watching them. You have to study people to truly understand them. You get a lot of time to do that working in customer service. Your whole job is to watch and deal with people. What I've done is taken all that research and condensed it so that I could share it with my loyal readers because I am great. The following are 7 major personality traits people display and how to deal with each one. So enjoy, and you're welcome.

- Addiction

      I suffer from this one and my OCD does not help things either. I actually tend to avoid things that I think that I might like too much for fear that they will steal a piece of my life away from me. I'm serious. Even phone games. I'll get sucked inside of shit. It's fkd up. Anyway most people are addicted to something. Even straight laced people have addictions. Things like coffee and cigarettes are big business. Addiction is everywhere.
     I am not saying you need to get rid of your addictions. You just need to control them. You can have fun as long as you balance it like a jedi master. Stay on the light side of the force of addiction and you'll be OK but, venture to the dark side of addiction and very quickly all can be lost. So just be careful and listen to yourself. Know your limits and be cool. You do that and things will be OK.

Stupidity

     This year for the A to Z Challenge I have decided to get a little personal with my loyal readers. During this years A to Z I am going to explore 26 of my many pet peeves. I hate almost everything so filling the alphabet will be a breeze. Today it's time to do S so I decided to take on Stupidity.
     I have no tolerance for stupidity. If I was Superman stupidity would be my kryptonite. I hate to deal with stupid people which sucks because there are so damn many of them. It drains me to deal with stupid people. It really is mentally and physically draining to deal with stupidity. I think the reason it's so frustrating is because you can't do anything with stupid. Stupid cant be reasoned with. Stupid has no remorse or pity. Stupid will have its way with you in this world whether you like it or not. 

People Just Suck

    People suck, bad things are going to happen to you and people are going to let you down more often than not. These are facts. They aren't pleasant facts, trust me I don't like them either, but that doesn't make them any less true now does it? It's just a flaw in human nature I think but it's definitely across the board as far as I've ever seen in my short life. It's true in everyone I have ever known including myself. People just suck even when we have the best of intentions we still screw things up in some way even if at first we don't even realize it. It's just the way things are and for the most part society goes on everyday undeterred in spite of it, but every once in awhile the fact that people are just awful at their core will directly affect you or even change your life.
     Something like that recently happened to me as a matter of fact. At the time I wasn't sure how to feel about it and I was just shocked by how much of an asshole this particular person was being to me. Later though, I was able to see that he had actually done me a huge favor. It works out that way sometimes, but it can and does go the other way too. When that happens it's not as much fun and it is very aggravating to have to deal with in a society that frowns on physical violence and revenge. Taking away the two best ways to respond when someone fucks up your day or worse yet your entire life really limits your options. You're essentially only left with bitching and whining to everyone who will listen or even worse resorting to pouring out endless streams of tears in blind fits of alternating states of rage and hopelessness.

     While I understand how awful these situations can be and how much you may just want to give up but whatever you do, don't ever do that. Never ever never give up. If some asshole messes things up for you and you give up and quit trying to be happy then the terrorists win. You cannot let that happen so you have to keep your sexy little chin up high and push on past the assholes and haters in this life. Do not EVER let ANYONE dictate to you whether or not you can reach your goals and dreams. Fail on your own and when you fail make sure that you do it on your own terms pursuing whatever it is that you want in this life and pay no attention at all to the haters. Haters are going to hate but guess what else, haters are also dirty masturbaters so who cares what a bunch of peter pullers think anyway?
     Life is hard enough already all by itself without letting some asshole keep you from pursuing all that even matters in this life, your happiness. You can't change people or make them stop sucking because people just suck. I suck and you do too so stop worrying about it so much. Deal with the idiot in your way at the moment and then move on head held high and go out and be an asshole to someone yourself in pursuit of whatever it may be that you want. 

     You have got to embrace your inner asshole. The strongest, happiest and most successful people in the world all understand that everyone sucks and they have not only embraced that fact but have used it to their advantage to achieve all of their dreams. You can do it too! All you have to do is believe in yourself. With enough faith in yourself even you can be a big enough asshole to go out there and get whatever you might want in life so, go get tiger.

Stupidity Epidemic

     Science has let us down yet again by ignoring the biggest disease plaguing humanity today.  It is a disease that an overwhelming majority of the population is afflicted by, and all of society is affected by everyday.  I'm speaking of course about stupidity.  Stupidity is completely out of control, and something must be done to cease this epidemic right away before the stupidity epidemic is allowed to do more damage to our world than it already has.  So, like always, I have decided to fix this problem for the world myself.

Bored Now

     I'm bored.  How in the hell is it that I am bored?  I have three web pages loaded up right now, I'm listening to music, playing on my phone, and writing this throw away post to my comedy blog...
     Do I have A.D.D?  That, I do not know.  I am not a doctor.  What I do know is, I'm very fkn bored.  So bored in fact that I'm even boring my readers with the fact that I'm bored so that they can share in the experience of my boredom with me.
     So, I may or may not have A.D.D. but, I'm probably, definitely a narcissist because, why in the hell would I think that anyone would care at all about me being bored.  I mean, just how fkn arrogant is that?  
     Plus, as arrogant as this post about my boredom already is, I even just tweeted that I was bored, and posted it to Facebook.  Hell, I might as well yell it right out my front door now as well.  I mean, why in the hell not.  
     If I actually think that everyone online wants to know if I'm bored, why should I then leave out my own damn neighbors?  Because, they are huge gaping A-Holes, that's why.  So, fk them, I'll just go over and whisper it to their dog, I like him.

Funny Stereotypes

Watermelon is delicious. I don't care what color you are that sh*t is delicious. You get yourself a good watermelon and damn, that's a hell of a day.

Oh and get this, I'm white, and I like fried chicken. Extra crispy? Forget about it. I love it. I also have a huge wiener...OK, that ones a lie but my point is its all gibberish. Who cares what stupid people say this group or that group likes? They're stupid forget 'em.

The Vagina Trap

     Something has been really bothering me.  I recently watched a nature show on the Praying Mantis and ever since I've been wanting to know...  How good must Praying Mantis sex be to die for it?  They have to know she's killing them right after.  Word has to have gotten around the male Praying Mantis community.  Yet they still do it anyway.

     I think that basically sums up all species of men in general though really.  We're all stupid and just led around blindly by our penises.  We're really that simple. Women have quite a racket going and I think they know it too.
     They act like they don't but, I think on some level, they have always known it.  A vagina is a powerful and dangerous thing.  It creates life, starts wars, and just generally drives men completely stupid.