The 7 Biggest Ways That Society Is Brainwashed

     There are many different ways that we as a society are brainwashed. Some are obvious and some are not as easy to see but its always there and its all around us. It's nothing new either, a brief history lesson will show you just how real programming and brainwashing really are and how dangerous they can be to society under the guise of being in our best interest. The tricky part is you can't even really discuss it without seeming like a crazy person that needs an aluminum foil hat and padded bedroom. But, the thing is what I'm going to get into in this piece are facts whether they seem crazy or not all you have to do is open your eyes and pry your way past the thick layer of bullshit that's been placed before them to see it. So, just for the hell of it open your mind for a few minutes and I will attempt to show you just a few examples of what I am talking about when I say that society is being brainwashed.

- Virus Scares and Natural Disasters

     Is anybody besides me wondering what ever happened to the Ebola outbreak? That was huge right before the riots in Ferguson but now its nowhere. Did we cure Ebola? You'd think if we had that would be newsworthy especially right now with so much negative on the news. Ebola was ravaging the nation just a few months ago. Nurses were being quarantined by overweight governors. Ebola coverage was all over every major news network as the virus spread all the way to Texas last I heard and was thought to be unstoppable. Its gone now. Incurable unstoppable virus spreading inside the united states of America with no way to stop it and then Bam! no more Ebola.

     To dumb it down Ebola is still probably spreading right now but id wager that it is nowhere near the crisis level that it was reported to be, nor do I think it ever was. That's right, I believe that the already present threat of deadly viruses spreading was temporally brought to light in order to distract the masses from what I do not even claim to know but what I do know is it was laid on really thick and now it's just gone, a non story. It wasn't cured or stopped it just stopped being newsworthy to discuss it. The riots were sexier. It's all entertainment disguised as news anymore. Any real news or truth is buried so deeply in layers of useless bullshit and misdirection that it mostly goes unnoticed.

Bored Now

     I'm bored.  How in the hell is it that I am bored?  I have three web pages loaded up right now, I'm listening to music, playing on my phone, and writing this throw away post to my comedy blog...
     Do I have A.D.D?  That, I do not know.  I am not a doctor.  What I do know is, I'm very fkn bored.  So bored in fact that I'm even boring my readers with the fact that I'm bored so that they can share in the experience of my boredom with me.
     So, I may or may not have A.D.D. but, I'm probably, definitely a narcissist because, why in the hell would I think that anyone would care at all about me being bored.  I mean, just how fkn arrogant is that?  
     Plus, as arrogant as this post about my boredom already is, I even just tweeted that I was bored, and posted it to Facebook.  Hell, I might as well yell it right out my front door now as well.  I mean, why in the hell not.  
     If I actually think that everyone online wants to know if I'm bored, why should I then leave out my own damn neighbors?  Because, they are huge gaping A-Holes, that's why.  So, fk them, I'll just go over and whisper it to their dog, I like him.

Tweeting Is Fun

     I love to tweet. I didn't always, I actually hated it at first.  Not because it sucked itself. But, mostly because I just didn't get it, or understand it, much less, know how to do it.  But, now, I am starting to figure it out and really enjoy it.  I'll explain my change of opinion about this social media site while doing my best to make it funny for you since this is a comedy blog.  You came here to laugh, not listen to updates on me, and what I do or don't like.

Facebook - Poking Phony Friends

I have a Facebook account.

I didn't set it up but I do use it. I never post anything except pictures but I do go on it all the time usually to look at friends pics or play poker. I do this but I have no idea why.

I use this free service daily and couldnt tell you why. Because I simply do not know.

I have even thought, not maliciously, but intently for a week or so about deleting it simply for being useless but in the end I didn't and I couldnt tell you why on that one either.