Lachanophobia

The fear of vegetables

     Otherwise known as every child's greatest fear.  My children's and my owns anyway.  Picky people like us, who special order each of our sandwiches in drive-thru's like McDonald's is Subway, that make you wait.  Those people I think are Lachanophobes.  At least a little bit.
     I like some vegetables though so I'm not a full blown lacanophobe because a true laconophobe would be terrified to drink V8 juice, and I happen to love it.  My kids don't, but I do.  My kids like black olives so, go figure right.  A person with true lachanophobia from what I've read fears consuming vegetables.  I do not know why really.  Germs, maybe?  Who knows, point is they are afraid of eating vegetables and I thought, well at least it's a manageable fear.  All you gotta do is just stay away from salad bars and produce sections.  Then you surround yourself with delicious meat and carbs.  And, in America, there are plenty of places with great meat and carbs.
     I get this fear a little too because I do special order at fast food joints.  When your a special orderer like me your first bite into your no onion double cheeseburger involves a little trust.  Especially if you hate onions as much as me because McDonalds loves to put on lots of onions almost as much as they love to forget you ordered no onions.  Onions must be really cheap for McD's to love them so much.  I can understand the lachanophobes strife as he/she tries to enjoy their plain meat, cheese, bread double cheeseburger from the fear that an unwanted pickle will be there screwing everything up for the whole experience.  McDonalds messes up special orders an awful lot.  It would be terrifying for a lachanophobe to bite into a special ordered McD's cheeseburger without lifting the bun to check for onions first.  But then a lacanophobe would never go in blind on a burger like that.

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