The 7 Biggest Ways That Society Is Brainwashed

     There are many different ways that we as a society are brainwashed. Some are obvious and some are not as easy to see but its always there and its all around us. It's nothing new either, a brief history lesson will show you just how real programming and brainwashing really are and how dangerous they can be to society under the guise of being in our best interest. The tricky part is you can't even really discuss it without seeming like a crazy person that needs an aluminum foil hat and padded bedroom. But, the thing is what I'm going to get into in this piece are facts whether they seem crazy or not all you have to do is open your eyes and pry your way past the thick layer of bullshit that's been placed before them to see it. So, just for the hell of it open your mind for a few minutes and I will attempt to show you just a few examples of what I am talking about when I say that society is being brainwashed.

- Virus Scares and Natural Disasters

     Is anybody besides me wondering what ever happened to the Ebola outbreak? That was huge right before the riots in Ferguson but now its nowhere. Did we cure Ebola? You'd think if we had that would be newsworthy especially right now with so much negative on the news. Ebola was ravaging the nation just a few months ago. Nurses were being quarantined by overweight governors. Ebola coverage was all over every major news network as the virus spread all the way to Texas last I heard and was thought to be unstoppable. Its gone now. Incurable unstoppable virus spreading inside the united states of America with no way to stop it and then Bam! no more Ebola.

     To dumb it down Ebola is still probably spreading right now but id wager that it is nowhere near the crisis level that it was reported to be, nor do I think it ever was. That's right, I believe that the already present threat of deadly viruses spreading was temporally brought to light in order to distract the masses from what I do not even claim to know but what I do know is it was laid on really thick and now it's just gone, a non story. It wasn't cured or stopped it just stopped being newsworthy to discuss it. The riots were sexier. It's all entertainment disguised as news anymore. Any real news or truth is buried so deeply in layers of useless bullshit and misdirection that it mostly goes unnoticed.

A Tale Of Asslessness

     I know you can't see me right now but I don't have an ass. I have a butt that I sit on of course but I do not have an ass to hold my pants up, or grab a hold of, much less cushion a fall. You know, in an emergency or something. I'll describe it this way, if you were a kid sledding down my backside there would be no ramp where an ass would normally be to jump off of.

     So since I am assless, I rock belts. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not special, a lot of people don't have asses. I am just one of them. Just one assless man telling one story of asslessness to the internet on all assless peoples behalf. I'm sure that each assless individual has their own unique story. This one is just mine. Feel free to leave your own in the comment section below.
     I am a big guy so, it doesn't make much sense that I haven't developed an ass. I've grown a big old belly, and also a really sweet pair of titties, but not really any ass to speak of. I just don't get it, but it is what it is I guess. I was just destined to be one of those people that have no ass. To walk the Earth, constantly pulling up my pants and re-tucking in my shirt till I finally slip away and die.

Homophobia Is Gay

Does this pic look a little gay to you..?

     What is more queer than being uncomfortable around gay people? I'm asking literally not figuratively. I think that being homophobic is more gay than actually being gay is.  To quote a favorite comic of mine, Patton Oswalt, being homophobic is, 'gayer than 8 guys doing 9 guys'. 
     Sorry to be so blunt but, to me, it really is. I mean for one, why would you even care who other people are having sex with? You don't have to be there, or watch them, and your not even involved at all, so wtf would even bother you about it? It simply would have to be that just the knowledge of who they choose to have sex with has made you imagine yourself in a same sex situation, and that thought of you with a same sex partner has made you uncomfortable. Because otherwise why would you care?  There is a simple answer to that question.., you wouldn't.

Dollar General Is Evil

     I lost my job.  I didn't lose it Per Se, I know exactly where it is.  I just don't work there anymore.  And, I am glad that I don't.  You see, long story short, they were d*cks.  They being Dollar General.  Total and complete assholes.  So, I told them to get bent, and walked the fk out.  That is after they tried to fire me by firing me and then later taking it back the next day after walking me out and taking my badge.  Sound confusing and fk'd up?  Well, it was, but I'll do my best to try and explain it.