Fat Bottomed Girls

I'm a chubby chaser, I know that I am.
And, really man, I don't even fully know why I am.
I guess it's just that I love their big soft belly's and huge, full breasts.
Not to mention,
their big 'ol healthy butts, thick thighs, and all of the rest.
Now, I have had sex with some fit women before.
Hell, one of them was almost as thin as Skeletor.

Be Honest About Your Strong

Don't lie about your strong

If you ever do, it's wrong

So if your strong's not strong
Don't tell her it is strong

Always be honest about your strong

Say it's short if it's not long
With the truth you can't go wrong

Plus the long ones aren't all strong
Being long don't make you strong
It's your stroke that gives the strong
Hell, mines short but hella strong
Plus, you can't hide it all night long

During sex she'll see your dong

So you should never lie or say it's long

Because in the end she'll prove you wrong
So be happy with your strong
And wrap it in a thong.

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