Showing posts with label nascar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nascar. Show all posts

7/26/12

Laughing At, - Celebrities


Laughing At,

Thanks  for visiting us here at ‘Laughing At’, where we laugh at, and make fun of, things, and stuff.

Today we’re Laughing At, Celebrities...,



     Smokey and the Bandit is an awesome flick.  If you ever want a chick to not sleep with you rent it and watch it with her.  She'll be drier than the Sahara.  
     But, Burt Reynolds is awesome in that flick, which got me to thinking...is Burt Reynolds the best actor ever or the worst?  You could argue it either way.  Any who...If you love Burt, and Smokey and the Bandit, and you hated this joke don't click this link because it will take you to a HILARIOUS piece on Nascar.



     Charlie Sheen, another candidate for worst actor of all time, is a douche bag.   
     That is just an obvious, crystal clear fact.  He's also rich and famous, good looking, charming, and let's not forget his biggest quality, this no talent douche is 'Winning!' his *ss off.
     So now who's the douche..? 
     Well, it's still Charlie but still, you can't deny that this bat sh*t crazy fkr is Winning!  For more on how Charlie's Winning! click here to read Charlie Sheen On Winning!

6/29/12

The Sport Of Trash



All the mind numbing excitement of watching brightly colored cars go around and around over and over for hours on end.


You can almost feel the speed as the announcers describe it. Using dozens of words like 'fast' and 'very fast' and the 4 syllable monster 'Accelereate' to portray the SPEED.


The uncertainty and unpredictability of when you may nod off riding on each and every left hand turn.

You see literally tens of colors and more than 11 words on nearly every car.



Nascar's on TV and it has almost has some of the thrills of an actual sport without all the talent, and excitement threatening to disturb your nap or draw your attention in any way.


With drivers you can cheer through every lap. You've got your Earnhardt's, Waltrips, Three or four Billy Bob's and the cutest little fairy you ever saw decked out in the prettiest rainbow outfit and car on wheels that Pepsi has ever endorsed.