Hicks are scary..,

Hicks scare the shit out of me..,

I am very nervous around these people. I even have some hick friends that I've known for years that I'm still kinda scared of to this day. They're just too unpredictable and outdoorsy for me.

I mean right now I'm safe but, If it ever came down to hunting or survival I know I'd be screwed. And the thought of being at the mercy of an insane person with half of my IQ scares the crap out of me.

Now if your in a library, or any place with books, and or technology for that matter, hicks aren't very scary at all. In front of a computer, they are downright docile. But the further away from civilization they get the scarier they become. And once that first YEEE-HAW escapes I'm ready to piss myself.
Being around rednecks in the wild is like living the beginning of every scary movie ever. There a chainsaw short of a massacre at all times in the wild...