Courageous Cowards

     I love sissy's who are bad asses when they are in their cars. They entertain the hell out of me with their antics. Like when they ride your ass uncomfortably close on the highway so you'll move over instead of just using the wide open passing lane like someone with a lick of sense would do. But, think about it this way, surrounded by tons of steel, these usually meek and timid weaklings just have to feel so damn powerful. And, the horn, forget about it. Think of the power of a loud horn to a sissy in a rolling steel cage with locked doors. It must feel amazing to just obnoxiously wail on that horn like a total tool without the fear of the beating they so clearly deserve and are begging for.

Drive it like you stole it..,

Driving offensive isn't enough anymore if you want to stay safe on the roads and survive your daily commute. You have got to drive aggressive. Or more to the point drive like a total ass.
Seem harsh? Well, it's not. You have got to get in these crazy a-holes faces before they can get in yours. Keep in mind, they are trying to kill you. So I say beat them to the punch and fk 'em if they can't take a joke.
If they ride your tail, slow way down. I hate that fkn move. That's just a very douchey move. They're just like "Hey I wanna pass this guy ahead of me but instead of just using the WIDE open lane next to him to do it I'm gonna get all the way up his ass till he moves over for me."