I think we've finally proven that our societies priorities are
totally and completely F.U.B.A.R'd
So have we achieved World
peace? Nope, still haven't gotten to that one yet. How about feeding the hungry? No dice, I am really very busy, but it's on my list. So did I find an effective, cheap, renewable
energy source? You know what, I almost did that but something came up. How about housing the world homeless?
Well, that one honestly just seemed like way too much work. I know what your thinking, did I cure Cancer? No, sorry, I just
didn't have time for that one either.
Those are all great causes
for sure but I have just solved the most important problem facing humanity
today.
This ones big y'all.
My new discovery is triple huge, slightly bigger than anything else
ever anywhere. Its like splitting the atom and sliced bread combined to make
the worlds most explosively awesome sandwich ever created by man...