My favorite word in the
English language is not only one of the most versatile words in our entire
vocabulary but it's also probably one of the words that are considered to be
the worst ones to use..,
My favorite word is the
little four letter masterpiece of a word that can be used in more ways than I
can count to express so many more things than any other word that I know of.
The word that I truly love to use the most would have to be
"Fk".
I assume we all know when I say that I'm referring to the dirtier
word for sex. I only use the shortened "fk" version of the word in my
writing as kind of a compromise I made to myself. You see I wanted to be able
to use it when I feel it's the word that feels like the most appropriate one to
use but I also realize that not everyone loves it as much as I do. So, while I
do really try to tone down my language quite a bit in my writing, there is just
absolutely no way at all that I'd ever be able to just take that
gem completely out of my vocabulary. There is simply just no fkn way I ever
could.
It's just so fkn useful. You tell me what sounds better..."Darn
I lost my friggin' keys" or "Dammit, I can't find my fkn keys? I
think it's pretty clear that it's the 2nd choice. The word fk just has so much
more balls to it. Its just so strong and manly.
Speaking of darn, I hate ALL fake cuss words. they are just so damn
stupid. Every one knows when you say "friggin" you mean
"fk" so just go ahead and say what you mean. Whenever I hear a fake
cuss word I just want to kick the person using it as hard as I can in their
balls.
The only reason that I don't is that if I did it would just turn out
that they didn't even have any. And I fkn hate to waste a second of my precious
time.