Beer Goggles,

Drink.

Drink till your interesting and she’s pretty…

Matter of fact you better go ahead and get
another case man because that’s a lofty goal.

For one, you’re boring as hell and two, that

"chick" you’re flirting with has an Adams apple.

      Nothing against beer but it definitely doesn’t make you any smarter. In fact the more you tip back the worse your decisions get. Pretty soon that Adams apple is explained away into a swollen extra front lymph node. Three more beers later and that penis in her panties just an extroverted vagina and two beers later you’re getting ‘Deliverance’ style gay with the hottest damn guy at the party...

When will women listen..?

Thousands of women are beaten everyday simply because they just can't listen.., Yep, see it turns out that douchebag *ssholes with big thick wieners like to hit girls..,

Who Knew?

Laughing at Life 2 does not condone abuse, "only a pussy'd hit a girl dude." Shawn said.  "Or a fag."  He just shook his head,   Makes you wonder why God didn't give us nice guys the strong wieners you girls need.  It's a damn shame really, I guess she should listen, huh"