Arguing With Women

      Women are amazing.  They can be loving and sweet, but watch out, because they can also be vicious and evil.  Don't get me wrong, Women are great but, they can also be fkn brutal.  Not all of them I'm sure some are 100% sweet.  The demons are just probably all the ones I've ever met.  My wife being the exception.  My babies is great but, I bet If, god forbid, we had a falling out, I'd see her inner demon come out too.  Women can be ridiculously cruel and quite a few are also just downright crazy and completly irrational.

     I'll tell you this much, they are all definitely frustrating as hell to argue with.  Any woman can start a fight with you about absolutely nothing and by the end of it they can not only win it but also convince you that the whole damn thing was your fault.  Every single lady I've ever known was like a fkn ninja at arguing.  Not because they are right, most of the time they are dead wrong, it's because they are genetically gifted arguers.

     All women are just born with that gift.  It's in their DNA, a gift and talent passed down from mother to daughter since probably the beginning of time.  They can start a fight with you about nothing and also pull off blaming the entire thing on you because by the end of the fight you are just so damn confused and flustered that you don't even remember what the hell started it or what y'all we're even talking about, much less why it was that you were right way back when it all began.

     Women win these made up fights all the time.  From what I've learned and observed over the years their strategy goes something like this..,

Put a Thong on Your Strong,

My number one rule with sex and love is simple, when it comes to loving someone, or even yourself, if it feels good do it.  Do it all, do it often, and do it well.

Sex feels good and It's fun to be kinky.

     I mean, just how uptight do you have to be to keep yourself from doing something that makes you feel AMAZING for whatever stupid reason?  I say, do what you want.  And, you know what, FK whoever that doesn't like what your doing.  Not only doesn't it matter at all what they think but, their opinion isn't even slightly important.  It's your life and, you only get one, so live it.

     I honestly believe that.  Freedom in sex is crucial.  That is, if you want to experience heaven on this earth.  I thought just regular plain old sex was great.  But, open minded, sexually free, wild sex is definitely where it's at.

The Vagina Trap

     Something has been really bothering me.  I recently watched a nature show on the Praying Mantis and ever since I've been wanting to know...  How good must Praying Mantis sex be to die for it?  They have to know she's killing them right after.  Word has to have gotten around the male Praying Mantis community.  Yet they still do it anyway.

     I think that basically sums up all species of men in general though really.  We're all stupid and just led around blindly by our penises.  We're really that simple. Women have quite a racket going and I think they know it too.
     They act like they don't but, I think on some level, they have always known it.  A vagina is a powerful and dangerous thing.  It creates life, starts wars, and just generally drives men completely stupid.

Monumental Lies vol1, Communication & Truth

“Monumental Lies is where I expose society’s biggest lies, vol1 is about a biggun’ fo sho as Fat Mamma would’ve said if Ida had a Fat Mamma and it really is in fact a big fat lie.  Our first lie is,

‘Communication and the truth is the key to a happy relationship.’

BS!  Try that shit yourself, I’m not.

My girl’s fkn crazy.

My wife would kill me if she could see my thoughts.

The truth on the truth is that its true that often the WORST way to go is to communicate or god forbid, tell the truth.

I tell you what.., ‘If communication is the key to a happy relationship then I’m a Calvin Klein underwear model.’” - Shawn