Funny Stereotypes

Watermelon is delicious. I don't care what color you are that sh*t is delicious. You get yourself a good watermelon and damn, that's a hell of a day.

Oh and get this, I'm white, and I like fried chicken. Extra crispy? Forget about it. I love it. I also have a huge wiener...OK, that ones a lie but my point is its all gibberish. Who cares what stupid people say this group or that group likes? They're stupid forget 'em.

Being White Is Hard

     I'm white. I always have been and people always say its so easy. It wasn't and isn't easy for me. My race doesn't have the most pleasant back story. If you have a conscience the white mans history is down right humiliating. We are definitely right up there in the scheme of a-hole races. If the white race was a team you wouldn't wear the jersey in public is what I'm saying. I am not all that proud of my race.

     It was also hard growing up white. I was bussed to a inner city school and it was hell. I had one math teacher and every year he showed the movie "Roots".
All 12 parts of it and being the only white kid in the room I gotta tell you that was awkward. Not to mention unnecessary he was a damn math teacher and as important as that film is I don't remember Kunta ever cracking open an algebra book. Then again it was an inner city school so we hardly ever cracked one open either...