25 Great Quotes To Read While You're In The Bathroom

- "Adults are just outdated children." -- Dr. Seuss

- "The secret of getting ahead is getting started." -- Mark Twain

- "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." -- Ben Franklin

- "I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too." -- Daniel Tosh

- "Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else." -- Margaret Mead

- "Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis

- "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." -- Steve Martin

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