25 Phenomenal Fun Facts You Really Don't Need To Know

- Lassie was actually played by a group of male dogs and the main ones name was Pal

- Shakespeare invented the words 'bump' and 'assassination'

- Camels chew in a figure 8 pattern and have 3 eyelids

- Cats have more than 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have 10

- There is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld

- Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins

- Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to 1

- A ducks quack doesn't echo

- In the books Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary my dear Watson"

- Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes

Dog Joke

Two Guys are walking down the street after leaving the bar. When they look across the street and see a dog licking himself. The one guy goes to the other, "Man I really wish that I could do that", and then his friend says, "Damn dude, don't you think you should at least try petting him first?"