God Golf Joke

Moses, Jesus, and a very old man are starting their day of golf at the first tee off. Moses steps up to the tee, plants his stance, firms up, and smokes a drive that curves right towards a pond. Moses waives his club in the air, the pond immediately parts, the golf ball bounces in and out of the pond bottom, onto the green, 6 inches from the pin.

Jesus says: "Nice shot."

Jesus steps up to the tee, plants his stance, firms up, and smokes a drive that also curves right towards the pond. Jesus waives his club in the air, the pond immediately freezes, the ball bounces on the surface across and on to the green, 6 inches from the pin.

Moses says: "Nice shot."

Finally the old man slowly hobbles towards the tee. Plants his feeble stance, lift the driver, and whiffles the top of the ball as it bounces 10 feet away from the tee. All of a sudden, a gopher scurries out of his hole, grabs the ball in his mouth and runs down the fairway. A circling eagle soars down from the sky, grabs the gopher in its talons, and takes off soaring up the fairway until an instant of lighting strikes the eagle, the eagle drops the gopher, the gopher drops the ball onto the green, and rolls into the hole. A hole in one.

Jesus turns to the old man and says "Dad, are we going to play golf or fk around?"