I want to be an underwear model. It looks like it would be a lot of fun, and I know I would be great at it. I have worn underwear since I was first out of diapers, and I've always worn them really well. I am also incredibly sexy, which is very important in being an underwear model. No one wants to see ugly people in just their underwear. That's exactly why light switches have an off option now isn't it? There is only one thing stopping me from being an underwear model. I'm discriminated against for being overweight.