I want to be an underwear model. It looks like it would be a lot of fun, and I know I would be great at it. I have worn underwear since I was first out of diapers, and I've always worn them really well. I am also incredibly sexy, which is very important in being an underwear model. No one wants to see ugly people in just their underwear. That's exactly why light switches have an off option now isn't it? There is only one thing stopping me from being an underwear model. I'm discriminated against for being overweight.
I think that is ridiculous because I look awesome in underwear despite my eating proficiency. Most people that buy underwear in America are overweight because this is America, and America is the land of the fat. So, I would sell underwear like crazy with my sexy belly rocking out above a fresh pair of Calvin Klein's. Not like these current underwear models who just look like they need a sandwich, and something to do besides sit-ups. It's time the fashion world faced facts, if you want to sell underwear in America today, you need to have a belly above that bulge.