Dishabiliophobia

     For this years A-Z challenge I have chosen to explore obscure fears from A-Z.  All of the fears I have chosen to discuss were the ones for each letter that I found the most fascinating, or interesting that would be fun to mess around with Laughing at Life 2 style
     Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.  I actually think I may have this one but, don't we all?  Isn't step one of foreplay turning off the lights and getting under the covers?  I know it is at my house.  As a matter of fact I think my dishabiliophobia is why I failed gym class.  As politically correct as our society has become I cannot believe our schools can get away with discriminating against dishabiliophobes by still making the students dress out for dodge ball lord of the flies style.
     I bet you though that dishabiliophobia is just a plus size problem.  I bet sexy, fit people cannot wait to get naked no matter how many people are watching.  I don't think you spend that much time dieting and working out to hide all that work.  Unless, maybe, your a buff sexy young guy that suffers from a small willy.  Yep, I bet dishabiliophobia is a fear only chubby folks deal with.