Novercaphobia

The fear of stepmothers

     I know a little about this subject at least because I, very much like the fairy tale and female version of me, Cinderella, also had an evil stepmother of my very own.  This, I gotta say from my own experience, is a legitimate fear that I can totally understand.  Having a Stepmother is a very strange thing for a child anyway but if you get yourself a twisted new evil step mommy childhood can be a really rough ride.
     Don't get me wrong, there are probably a ton of great step moms out there but my Dad didn't marry any of those.  He gave me two step mothers, and both of them were evil.  One liked to make me write like 500 sentences saying I'd lift or put down the toilet seat, like I'm Bart Simpson or something.  Then she took everything in our house one day while we were at school and pops was at work.  The second one would openly tell me how Dad would always believe her and I would lose often.  And she was always right too.  That is why step mothers are scary I think and why this fear exists.

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