The other day my wife was
getting a butterfly tattooed on her ass and while they were working on her this
guy walks into the shop and says he wants to get his penis pierced. I couldn't
believe my ears. I was shocked but apparently guys get this done all the time. Supposedly
it feels good for women. I've heard of being whipped but that's just a little
I want to please my lady as much as the next guy but me and my penis
have a deal. It's pretty simple, basically, I don't let anyone stab it with a
I would never do that unless
they made a penis ring for it that looked like a baseball cap. I think it would
look awesome with a hat on. Then I could spin his cap 'round backwards when it
was time to get busy. And I'd only date girls who were pierced down there too so I'd
always have someplace to hang my hat.
Anyways, the guy gets it done
and as he's leaving, he walks straight into the door.
a beat my wife looks up at me and says, "Well, that's what he gets for
putting a hole in his brain