Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

2/15/16

Truck Stop Love Story (Excerpt)

A short excerpt from a romance novel that doesn't really exist because I made it up..,

     ...A very busy man on his way to his wife's parents house stopped at a very busy truck stop because she was nagging him to get her some gum. He didn't want to stop because they were making really good time and his life was pathetic and that actually really mattered to him. He had stopped anyway because she was nagging really hard and he was sick of hearing about the damn gum. He went in the truck stop by himself and right away saw the line for the register was very long, he was going to lose all the time he had made up by leaving early. There was nothing he could do though because she wasn't going to shut up until she got her gum and he knew it. He got the gum she liked and took his spot in the back of the line. A disgusting toothless trucker smiled his gummy stupid grin hello at him and he nodded politely back. At least he hoped it was politely. The greasy fat toothless trucker was harder to look at than stand the smell of. He couldn't wait to get his white collar, middle class ass out of here. The whole place reeked of coffee and hot dogs and there wasn't a very good teeth to people ratio.
     He kept his head down and waited patiently because honestly hicks scared him to death. While he waited his turn and minded his own business a young woman who seemed to know a lot of people in the truck stop walked up to him and with the biggest saddest eyes asked him, "Can you spare some change please mister?" she looked sweet, and innocent in her tight pink halter top with her creamy young tits oozing perkily out the top. Her boobs were so amazing that he almost didn't notice her skin tight daisy duke style cut off short pants. She looked so sad, vulnerable and sexy begging him for pocket change and he found that he really wanted to help her but he only had hundred dollar bills and she was cute but not a hundred Dollars cute she was a seven tops. It was something in the symmetry of her face that threw her off but he could tell that in the right light she could be a ten. Plus, huge luscious cans or not, his wife was right outside waiting in the car. She leaned in closer and whispered in his ear, "Please mister, I want a Snickers really bad and I don't have any more money to spend. If you buy me candy and a soda pop I'll share it with you in my tent in the woods out back. A snickers is far too big for me to eat all by myself anyway." She moved in even closer because she could see she had him on the ropes now. "We can even share a soda because they sell them here."
     "I'm really sorry Mam, but I don't have any change and my wife is right out front." The man said trying to look into her eyes as he spoke but failing miserably. "Why don't you ask the manager if he will give you a snickers and a soda?"  She looked so sad when he had refused her that he began to get hard very fast. He could feel his penis bulging as he added, "He might help you out."
     "No, he won't." She said, "I already asked him." She looked down at her shoes and then back up at the man and when she did he could have sworn her eyes were twice as big as they were before. "We can eat the snickers fast and I'm real quick at drinking soda mister. It won't take but a minute."

6/30/12

Me, on Breasts:


First off, let me just say hello, I'm Shawn and, I love breasts..,

Tell me, what is better than titties?  Boobs are amazing...

Hell, I wanted my first wife to breast-feed both of my boys because most guys like having big fat tits in their mouth and I love those damn boys...
Come on man, you can't C Block your own son can you?

...Seriously though, breast milk tastes nasty, but all girl tits are hot...
That's boobs on girls now, I loves the curves on a thick *ss white girl with big ol' soft, full melons for me to just nuzzle in between on a cold nights or even suck on, But on Guy's titties are just the opposite...
Tits on fat men or skinny douche bags are just gross and I fkn have a pretty nice set myself and even I still know...

I saw it in a mirror.., Lots.

So come on, let's put the man tits away K...It's enough already isn't it?  No.  K,  Rock em...

...I just think It's fkn embarrassing.
Us big fat fk's with full and perky big hairy tits just glistening with sweat as I wait in the concessions line at the community pool to buy one of my kids something being all fat hairy and gross totally surrounded by tanned thick and sweet supple little full fat*ss big bottom beauty's...
It's so unfair but I guess it's all okay because girls still fk me all the time.

I don't know how God gets them to keep doing that but they do...

Tiny wiener, no job, big gut and big fat hairy titties.., most of us look like this and get laid all the time...
It's kinda weird, but neat...

  My wife sucks Mine.., it's hot but kind of embarrassing too.

I mean, I want to fkn look like Marky Mark Wahlberg with my shirt off and you know I would but, I'm just so damn lazy..,


It feels weird when she sucks em, but she likes it.., Chic's are weird dude...Who knows???
...

And yet any who, I digress, back to my original point which was that all girl's breasts are sexy, Tits are gross on guys, hot on girls and big juicy fat ones are good for both nuzzling, sucking, Hot wheels, and putting your willy between..,

So.., I vote YES on boobs, let's fkn save them shits guys, come on, buy a damn pink ribbon, walk a mile, send in twelve bucks, pay a stripper to offer a brainy cancer scientist a topless hummer for a cure..,

Sad, But Hey, Titties, Guess what...I love you! 
So stay golden pony boy and  you curvy bra dwelling beautiful soft sexy bastards!


We sure do love you fkr's..,
Suck ya later...

6/24/12

Let the panties hit the floor..,




Ever since the time that I hit puberty I have had only one main goal in life. And that goal is very simple. From the first time my weiner stood up on it's own all I have wanted in this life is to get laid.

From that point on my main goal and primary mission on this Earth was to get as many girl's out of their panties and into bed with me as I could as often as was humanly possible.
I have always loved women.

They really are literally all I ever think about and it's been that way as far back as I can remember. I was fascinated with the beauty of women way before I ever even knew there was anything else to them besides being adorable and having the strange ability to make butterflies churn in my stomach by simply looking at me and somehow make me feel intoxicated with nothing but a silly little sideways smile.

You see it all started out very innocent.


Bitching 'Fro,Bro!




Who doesn't love a good Afro? I know I do. Afro's kick all kinds of ass.

I miss Afro's. Hell, I wish I could grow one.
All this luscious masterpiece of hair is missing is an over sized pick comb with a black fist handle sticking out of it.  
Well that and another two or three coats of Afro sheen for that lustrous shine and also to help leave that 'Tyrone was Here' stain everywhere that beautiful 'fro goes.
Rock your 'fro bro'.
Don't you dare let the man tell you no. Fight the power and wear your cap in the shower! Rock that beautiful 'fro bro'. Keep it real G, Black Power!