Truck Stop Love Story (Excerpt)

A short excerpt from a romance novel that doesn't really exist because I made it up..,

     ...A very busy man on his way to his wife's parents house stopped at a very busy truck stop because she was nagging him to get her some gum. He didn't want to stop because they were making really good time and his life was pathetic and that actually really mattered to him. He had stopped anyway because she was nagging really hard and he was sick of hearing about the damn gum. He went in the truck stop by himself and right away saw the line for the register was very long, he was going to lose all the time he had made up by leaving early. There was nothing he could do though because she wasn't going to shut up until she got her gum and he knew it. He got the gum she liked and took his spot in the back of the line. A disgusting toothless trucker smiled his gummy stupid grin hello at him and he nodded politely back. At least he hoped it was politely. The greasy fat toothless trucker was harder to look at than stand the smell of. He couldn't wait to get his white collar, middle class ass out of here. The whole place reeked of coffee and hot dogs and there wasn't a very good teeth to people ratio.
     He kept his head down and waited patiently because honestly hicks scared him to death. While he waited his turn and minded his own business a young woman who seemed to know a lot of people in the truck stop walked up to him and with the biggest saddest eyes asked him, "Can you spare some change please mister?" she looked sweet, and innocent in her tight pink halter top with her creamy young tits oozing perkily out the top. Her boobs were so amazing that he almost didn't notice her skin tight daisy duke style cut off short pants. She looked so sad, vulnerable and sexy begging him for pocket change and he found that he really wanted to help her but he only had hundred dollar bills and she was cute but not a hundred Dollars cute she was a seven tops. It was something in the symmetry of her face that threw her off but he could tell that in the right light she could be a ten. Plus, huge luscious cans or not, his wife was right outside waiting in the car. She leaned in closer and whispered in his ear, "Please mister, I want a Snickers really bad and I don't have any more money to spend. If you buy me candy and a soda pop I'll share it with you in my tent in the woods out back. A snickers is far too big for me to eat all by myself anyway." She moved in even closer because she could see she had him on the ropes now. "We can even share a soda because they sell them here."
     "I'm really sorry Mam, but I don't have any change and my wife is right out front." The man said trying to look into her eyes as he spoke but failing miserably. "Why don't you ask the manager if he will give you a snickers and a soda?"  She looked so sad when he had refused her that he began to get hard very fast. He could feel his penis bulging as he added, "He might help you out."
     "No, he won't." She said, "I already asked him." She looked down at her shoes and then back up at the man and when she did he could have sworn her eyes were twice as big as they were before. "We can eat the snickers fast and I'm real quick at drinking soda mister. It won't take but a minute."

Excerpt from Sex and Bacon Sandwiches

     The novel 'Sex and Bacon Sandwiches' doesn't exist, but I thought it would be fun to pretend that it does and to also pretend that the following is also an excerpt from that book that I chose to share with you here today.  Enjoy,

     ...Bacon sandwiches always reminded her of sex with Sebastian.  Sebastian really loved sex, but everybody knew that what he really loved was bacon sandwiches.  She couldn't even count how many times they'd had naked bacon sandwich fueled sex sessions.  She couldn't forget them either because Sebastian was great at making bacon sandwiches, and he was pretty good at having sex too.
     She still had his number in her phone and, she also just remembered that she happened to have bought 3 large packages of bacon, lettuce, and the good mayo at the grocery store just yesterday.  All she needed now was a big juicy tomato, and sexy Sebastian.  So she took her phone and texted him a sweet, but sexy. and direct message and then just sat there and waited for his reply.
     Five minutes passed before her phone beeped letting her know that his reply text had finally come.  She could feel the excitement rise in her as she opened his message.  It was just a simple reply.  Only 3 words, it said "who is this?". 
     Her excitement grew deep in her loins as she replied, "It's me silly, Briana, remember we used to eat all those bacon sandwiches together naked.".  Satisfied with her coy reply she hit the send key.
     Ten minutes later her phone went off alerting her of a new text from Sebastian.  She rushed right off the toilet to go grab her phone so she could read his reply.  Again it was just a short and sweet message,  only 3 words, "You have bacon? ".  Her nipples swelled and hardened as she replied that yes, yes she did.  She had plenty of bacon.
     Not even a full twelve seconds passed before her phone chimed with his reply.  "On my way, just took a Cialis so, heat up the griddle."...

     I imagine that if that was from a real romance novel a whole lot of sex and bacon sandwiches would be just a few pages away.  Since it isn't we will just have to pretend or, creative types can leave their suggestions below for what happens next in the comments.  See you next time I make something up for us to share here.