Surprise Party Joke

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Password Joke

     Even though no one visits this blog I still put up a joke every Monday. Well, guess what? It's Monday so heres your joke..,

    A husband and his wife are setting up a new password for their computer. The husband puts 'Mypenis' and his wife falls to the ground laughing when the computer informs him - 'Error, not long enough'

Windows 8 Hate

     Why do they ALWAYS have to ruin EVERYTHING? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  Why does every company think they need to make everything work like a smart phone or tablet?  If I wanted to use apps, I'd just use my damn tablet or phone Microsoft.  I bought a new laptop for use as a computer.  What I got though, was a damn folding smart phone... WTF?!?