Danger Zone

     Do you ever wonder why men do stupid things? 

Is it just because they are fun and/or exciting?

    Maybe not...  

    Maybe, just maybe now, it's because we just need that little rush that it gives us.  Maybe that's what being truly alive really even is. The danger of exposure to danger itself. The threat of being caught exposed. Arrested or even killed. 

    A literal wild animal tamed...

    It could just be that every once in awhile, even the tamest of us just need to feel the rush of doing taboo or dangerous things though.  I don't know, but I do know, if it's what it takes to feel alive, but I know that it's not what being truly smart is though for sure. In fact, the pursuit of danger, is almost never smart. Its 99% dumb to follow danger as your guide.

     Most of the time when your brain tells you that something is stupid it's because it is.  You should listen to it because thinking is your brains main job. Only job really.  

    When you don't listen to your brains sound, thought out,  advice and just go ahead and do it anyway, it's on you after that. Simple.  You didn't fuck up because you didn't know better, you did it in spite of that fact. 

    You did it because you wanted to do it.

     Being bipolar I do things like that all the time, for example I recently did something exactly like that. It was the dumbest thing that I ever did and I will never be able to live it down much less forget about it. 

    Things will never really be the same after what I did this last time. And that's like every time i follow the danger path. Sometimes I am so stupid I feel that I might be gifted in the art of stupidity.

    A Zen Master Of Idiocy.

    Or in English; A human man.

      

7 Amazing Life Hacks For When Bitching And Moaning Have Failed You

   

It's happened to us all once or twice. You are wherever you might be, doing whatever you might do there and you have to work together with one or more people to accomplish a given task. Inevitably when this happens you will most likely end up being the smartest and best person in the group and everyone else is going to be so stupid that they won't understand or even see your brilliance. No matter how hard you might try to be the bigger person nothing works. You have yelled and screamed, and even stomped around trying to help them to see your vision but no matter how many names you called them or times you've cussed them out they still just don't get it. Now not only are you not getting your task accomplished but things are now getting heated and all the sudden one stupid bitch crosses the line just like that it's decision time...

1. Calm down

     First things first calm down and collect your thoughts. Ask yourself a few important questions about what is really at stake here. Where are you? Are you at work? Are there any witnesses and if so, who's side are they on? Take everything into account making sure to fully assess the situation at hand, before choosing how you will proceed. Now that you've inventoried the pros and cons of your current crisis or, in other words, if you should keep it real or back off and fall in line. If you are reading this you've probably decided to keep your cool because you are not in jail. Good then, you made the right choice. If there are witnesses and you could get in trouble you should always choose to stay rational and calm. It might seem cowardly, but it isn't and it will help you out in the long run. You have got to think, as satisfying as it would be to just lose your shit all over this smug son of a bitch, it might be more satisfying in the long run to keep paying your light bill and feeding your kids. There are many ways to clear your mind in a conflict situation and we are going to unlock the secrets and uncover the keys to this very situation right here in all of the helpful tips below. So hang in there just a bit longer and give yourself a chance to come up with a satisfying solution that doesn't end with you moving back in with your parents again.