We need to finally, as a country, get together and decide just how
fat we're gonna get. We're all over the place on this one. Fat, skinny, very fat, plump, dammit, make up your minds.
I just wanna fit in.
There seems to be a majority of fatties so I'm on the right track
but you skinny's are jerks you know that? Get on board already .
They're always walking around in clothes that fit like there so
special. Meanwhile, I can't raise my arms without exposing my sexy hairy belly
and I'm all out of belt to poke holes in to help my zipper hold these jeans
together...