15 Fast Food Restaurant Items From Around The World

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McDouble - The Conspiracy

     At McDonald's, do you know what the difference is between a double cheeseburger and a McDouble besides thirty cents in price?  One piece of cheese y'all, that's it.  A double cheeseburger has two slices of cheese, and a McDouble only has one.  That may seem like a rip-off but, what people don't realize is, that missing piece is that melvita cheese.  It's true.  It takes fat folk taste buds to catch it, but it's a fact.

How Fat Are We Gonna Get?

We need to finally, as a country, get together and decide just how fat we're gonna get. We're all over the place on this one. Fat, skinny, very fat, plump, dammit, make up your minds.

I just wanna fit in.

There seems to be a majority of fatties so I'm on the right track but you skinny's are jerks you know that? Get on board already .

They're always walking around in clothes that fit like there so special. Meanwhile, I can't raise my arms without exposing my sexy hairy belly and I'm all out of belt to poke holes in to help my zipper hold these jeans together...