6/17/16

Little Johnny Marriage Joke


A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

4 comments:

  1. Wow! Nice copy and paste. First, this was not an email, it was a blog comment. Second, how is the fact that I was reading this "email" increasing my chances that my marriage is not what it used to be? I don't see how those are related.

    Do people in happy marriages not read email?

    Honestly, I think I shot off an email ON MY WEDDING DAY. Does that mean we are doomed to failure?

    My awesome wife and I both got a kick out of this ridiculous comment. Also, we have vowed to read emails during our lovemaking sessions for the rest of the month.

    P.S. The way you signed your name (with the brackets around it) makes it look like it says ANAL at first glance.

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  2. Love it. I wish I was as witty as a kid.

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