Ventriloquist Blonde Joke

     A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing a small gig in Alabama.  He has his dummy on his knee and starts doing his act. He tells his usual dumb blonde jokes and a blonde stands up in her chair and screams, 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women like that? It's guys like you that keep women like me from being respected! Why don't people like you learn to respect blonde women?'

     The ventriloquist, embarrassed, begins to apologize to the blonde woman but the blonde says, 'You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little shit that's sitting on your knee.'