McDouble - The Conspiracy
At McDonald's, do you know what the difference is between a double cheeseburger and a McDouble besides thirty cents in price? One piece of cheese y'all, that's it. A double cheeseburger has two slices of cheese, and a McDouble only has one. That may seem like a rip-off but, what people don't realize is, that missing piece is that melvita cheese. It's true. It takes fat folk taste buds to catch it, but it's a fact.