Sharing isn't
always so good.
It can sometimes go
horribly wrong.
Like awhile back I
was dating this girl and one day she told me that she wanted us to have a
threesome - with two guys.
...Well, FK THAT!
I'm sorry but I
have a ONE exposed penis per room limit.
The last thing I
wanna see when I'm having sex is a guy at the other end.
I figure that if
she needs something to suck on while we're having sex she can just have a
Popsicle.
I flat out told her
I didn't care that she wanted to get filled out like an application, I wasn't doing
it.
My wiener always performs alone.
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More great jokes from L@L2,
My hilarious Oprah joke, Harpo's Cakes.., click this and go laugh at Oprah now!
For the funniest fat joke I've ever written click this link for, Busted Button before it's too late!
This link takes you to my tribute piece to my ex wife, Fat Cheating Whore, so click it and read the easiest joke I've ever written. Trust me she's pure evil and 110% whore. Its the truest joke here plus it practically wrote itself.
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