5 Powerful Mind Hacks To Succeed Like A Boss

     We all want to succeed nowadays but succeeding is really super hard to do and the truth is we can't all do it. We all want to win but to win someone needs to lose. It's just math. So, we want to be the winners and not the losers. As Donald Trump will tell you losers suck and we hate them. So we want to win. Luckily for you guys I win all day and I have decided to teach you all how to win too for free. Read my 7 magical mind hacks below and then go out in the world and start to succeed already.

1. Grow a pair

     You have got to get off of your ass and go get what you want. No one will give it to you and it will not fall in your lap. You can not be afraid to go after your dreams like a crazy person no matter what others, or even logic think. If you let the fear of failure stop you from reaching for your dreams then you have already failed. How about that logic. Michael Jordan once said he missed a hundred percent of the shots that he didn't take and I'll bet the math on that is pretty solid. Like the lottery says, you can't win if you don't play.
     Bottom line, you are going to have to grow yourself a pair. And don't worry If you are a girl because you can still grow a pair. Growing a pair just means to be brave. That's all it is, just be brave enough to dream and try to go achieve those dreams. If you do that then you have already succeeded. It doesn't matter if you reach your dreams because in your heart you will know that you tried and were true to who you were. That's success.
     So get your nuts up and go after what you want and claw anyone's eyes out that tries to stop you from getting it. That's the only way that you will get it so stop lying to yourself and do it. Well, what are you waiting for? Go.

2. Remember to think of the future you as a real person

     We tend to think of ourselves in the future as a different person and because of that we constantly screw ourselves over. Think about it, you know you're supposed to be working right now,  but instead your reading jokes on a silly comedy blog. You could be getting your work done so you could get a promotion and make more money but no, that's future you's problem. Got a big meeting in the morning and know you should go to bed but you watch three more episodes of Full House before you finally do because present you wanted to and future you can just fend for himself. We hinder ourselves because we fail to realize that future you is still you and is going to hate past you for good reason later on.

3. Stop second guessing yourself

     Unless you're a moron your brain is pretty good at figuring things out. If it tells you something is wrong you should probably listen to it. Makes perfect sense right? How come we don't do it then. We talk ourselves into what we want to do even though our body's computer said it was a bad idea because we want to do it and that's all the reason we need.
     Listen to your mind meat. It is looking out for your dumb ass. That's like it's whole job and you think you know better than it does? Please. Trust yourself, just make sure you are listening to the right voice when you do. If you only hear one voice, congratulations, aren't you just so great? If you have more than two voices seek medical help for which one to listen to.

Ten Life Hacks That Could Help You Improve Your Life Maybe

1. Wake up earlier

     My grandma always used to say, 'Don't sleep your life away son because if you do someone will steal your nut, and you know what? She was right. Unless you're a criminal, or maybe a bartender or stripper most legitimate business takes place during the daytime. If you want to get your slice of the action going you're going to have to be awake to do it. The earlier in the day that your shoes hit the pavement and you start your day the more hustling you are going to get done in the peak money making hours. So, to put it simply you are going to want to get up early. Now, not to be strict with you here but I recommend getting up no later than ten am. I know that is very early and sounds impossible, but, I'm sorry to say it, but it needs to be a hard ten with no more than two snooze presses tops.

     Getting up early is just the first part of starting out your day early. The second part is to start your day. If you get up early and watch Family Guy till noon or two, then eat lunch and take a nap you defeated the entire purpose of getting up early. You did nothing, you made no money, you hustled not at all. Now Jay-Z will tell you that you do not get rich without hustling. Money does not make itself so get out and to work doing something productive by 11am. What you do each day with your new time can be anything you want inside of your own physical and mental limits. You can look for cans on the interstate, beg for money at a truck stop, or work for your cash. Anything is better than nothing is the key here.

2. Eat better

    Do you usually just drink a tall glass of vodka before starting your day? Try adding orange juice to it gradually until one day you can drink it with just juice. Do you eat McDonald's every day? Try not to super size your 'meal'. At least resist the apple pie. I am very aware of the difficulty in that because the 2 for $1 deal on those is outrageously tempting but try to resist it. The key to sticking with your new diet is to cut yourself a little slack. You need to really look deep inside to your very being and be realistic about what you are actually capable of accomplishing with all of your numerous biological hindrances. Basically, set realistic goals for yourself and reward yourself often. This should keep even the weakest willed of you out there engaged enough to at least half assedly reach a few of your goals.

     You should also try to exercise a little and be more active in your daily life. That may sound impossible but surprisingly enough its possible, and it can even be fun if you ease your way into it. The key is Patience. Embrace your laziness, you have to own it. Like in Judo, turn what was a weakness into a strength. You know you are lazy, so give yourself easy goals and constant rewards for sticking with your new plan. Your new plan should be easy too. whatever you think you will do cut it in half. You are far more ambitious in your imagination than you are in real life and you damn well know it.

L@L2 Reaches A 100k Hits! So, What Now?

We Did It.

     It's happened. I have finally hit a long time goal and got my silly collection of sarcastic words seen by over a hundred thousand people from all over the world. No one ever told me that it wouldn't happen but I trudged on anyway in spite of zero resistance. Now here I am, at the first truly substantial peak of my little blogging adventure. What started out as an innocent little journal has morphed into whatever it is today. And, wow, I mean 100k hits right?  That's really huge, which is good but, what now?

     What should my new goal here be? Should I build my favorite imaginary friend out of Legos, or write the worlds best back of the toilet lid book?  Should I start my own fight club, or maybe even an intense underground D&D group? The options are figuratively endless. I can pretty much write my own ticket now with 100k hits under my belt. If every hit was a dollar I'd be sitting pretty right now. Unfortunatly, they aren't worth a cent so I'll still be going in to work tonight.

     So to all my readers, thank you for helping Laughing at Life 2 reach this milestone. It had been a wild ride but, I made it Ma! Top of the world! So pat your selves on the back L@L2 fans. As for me, I will be sitting by my mailbox in a folding chair waiting for the internet dollars to start rolling in. CA-CHING!