7 Bad Character Traits Of People And How To Deal With Them

     I hate people. Ideally I would never deal with them at all but we do not live in an ideal world. In my day I have worked quite a few customer service jobs, which are the worst jobs in the USA if you didn't know that. I have always thought it was very odd that a job that requires such immense self control would be higher paying but nope. Customer service jobs are considered low skill level jobs hence you are usually paid right at minimum wage to put up with the general public's bullshit. It's ridiculous. Anyway's I know a little from all that about people and more importantly how to deal with them.     Like anything else understanding people comes from watching them. You have to study people to truly understand them. You get a lot of time to do that working in customer service. Your whole job is to watch and deal with people. What I've done is taken all that research and condensed it so that I could share it with my loyal readers because I am great. The following are 7 major personality traits people display and how to deal with each one. So enjoy, and you're welcome.

- Addiction

      I suffer from this one and my OCD does not help things either. I actually tend to avoid things that I think that I might like too much for fear that they will steal a piece of my life away from me. I'm serious. Even phone games. I'll get sucked inside of shit. It's fkd up. Anyway most people are addicted to something. Even straight laced people have addictions. Things like coffee and cigarettes are big business. Addiction is everywhere.
     I am not saying you need to get rid of your addictions. You just need to control them. You can have fun as long as you balance it like a jedi master. Stay on the light side of the force of addiction and you'll be OK but, venture to the dark side of addiction and very quickly all can be lost. So just be careful and listen to yourself. Know your limits and be cool. You do that and things will be OK.

5 Powerful Mind Hacks To Succeed Like A Boss

     We all want to succeed nowadays but succeeding is really super hard to do and the truth is we can't all do it. We all want to win but to win someone needs to lose. It's just math. So, we want to be the winners and not the losers. As Donald Trump will tell you losers suck and we hate them. So we want to win. Luckily for you guys I win all day and I have decided to teach you all how to win too for free. Read my 7 magical mind hacks below and then go out in the world and start to succeed already.

1. Grow a pair

     You have got to get off of your ass and go get what you want. No one will give it to you and it will not fall in your lap. You can not be afraid to go after your dreams like a crazy person no matter what others, or even logic think. If you let the fear of failure stop you from reaching for your dreams then you have already failed. How about that logic. Michael Jordan once said he missed a hundred percent of the shots that he didn't take and I'll bet the math on that is pretty solid. Like the lottery says, you can't win if you don't play.
     Bottom line, you are going to have to grow yourself a pair. And don't worry If you are a girl because you can still grow a pair. Growing a pair just means to be brave. That's all it is, just be brave enough to dream and try to go achieve those dreams. If you do that then you have already succeeded. It doesn't matter if you reach your dreams because in your heart you will know that you tried and were true to who you were. That's success.
     So get your nuts up and go after what you want and claw anyone's eyes out that tries to stop you from getting it. That's the only way that you will get it so stop lying to yourself and do it. Well, what are you waiting for? Go.

2. Remember to think of the future you as a real person

     We tend to think of ourselves in the future as a different person and because of that we constantly screw ourselves over. Think about it, you know you're supposed to be working right now,  but instead your reading jokes on a silly comedy blog. You could be getting your work done so you could get a promotion and make more money but no, that's future you's problem. Got a big meeting in the morning and know you should go to bed but you watch three more episodes of Full House before you finally do because present you wanted to and future you can just fend for himself. We hinder ourselves because we fail to realize that future you is still you and is going to hate past you for good reason later on.

3. Stop second guessing yourself

     Unless you're a moron your brain is pretty good at figuring things out. If it tells you something is wrong you should probably listen to it. Makes perfect sense right? How come we don't do it then. We talk ourselves into what we want to do even though our body's computer said it was a bad idea because we want to do it and that's all the reason we need.
     Listen to your mind meat. It is looking out for your dumb ass. That's like it's whole job and you think you know better than it does? Please. Trust yourself, just make sure you are listening to the right voice when you do. If you only hear one voice, congratulations, aren't you just so great? If you have more than two voices seek medical help for which one to listen to.

7 Things You Need To Know If You Have A Penis

     If you're roughly half of the world's population you have a penis. First of all let me sincerely say congratulations. Having a penis is great. Things are going to be great for you in life with that penis of yours but, I am hoping to make it just a little but greater. As awesome as having a penis is it does have a few downfalls. The biggest of which would have to be lack of penis education and wiener training. I aim to fix that here today with my list of 7 things every wiener slinger needs to know about your beautiful peni.

1. Zipper Safety

     Zippers are a constant threat to your peni and balls. As long as you are careful when you are operating zippers especially when free-balling you should be OK. If something does go wrong though and a zipper injury occurs stay calm. Examine the situation and assess the damage. Develop your exit strategy from the zipper if you are engaged in the teeth of the zipper. Go for help only if absolutely necessary, otherwise self treat your wounds. Be careful to not use alcohol because it will burn like a motherfucker if you do.
     Bottom line here is be careful around zippers because things can go very wrong very fast. I try to wear sweat pants as much as possible but if you're fancy be careful. I recommend always wearing boxers if you wear zipper pants a lot. Make sure they are the kind with a secure wiener flap because sometimes your willy can slip out the wiener slot and that can be a recipe for penile disaster.

2. Condoms

     Condoms are terrible. Vaginas feel amazing and condoms stop your penis from feeling the vagina. Condoms do however stop babies and babies are expensive and a huge commitment when all you want is sex so you may want to wear them. If you do wear them don't go cheap, buy the good ones. Get glow in the dark ones if you can because they are neat. No matter what condom you choose it will feel like you are wearing a condom so don't believe any of the advertising bullshit that claims otherwise. They all suck.
     Just get a name brand condom that you like and roll it on your penis when it is hard and ready for sex. Have sex like you normally do just with far less pleasure. On the plus side you will probably last a little bit longer because it doesn't feel amazing anymore. That is like the only positive thing except for stopping babies and all. One more pro condom tip is if you get condoms that are a little too tight it kind of acts like a cock-ring. Anyway glow in the dark is super cool so get those.

7 Items You Need To Have In Your Wallet

     I don't remember anyone ever teaching me about my wallet. I have tried and I can't remember a single soul ever teaching me anything about my wallet at all. I think that's really weird. It does explain why it took me so long to master the wallet though but it just doesn't make much sense that no one ever took me aside to explain my wallet to me. I decided that young men need someone to really teach them about their wallets how to unlock it's secrets. I decided boys needed a role model to look up to who knows what's important in a wallet and what isn't. I decided that man would be me so I wrote this. If you are reading this let me first say, congratulations on your new wallet. They are really very cool and I know that you are excited so we will get started right away with my 7 wallet essentials.

1. Money

     Money is probably the most important thing to keep in your wallet. Money is probably even the reason that you have a wallet. I know that it's mine. When I started getting money the first thing I did was get a wallet. Obviously, the more money you can put in your wallet the better. You want people to know that you're paid. It has been proven by science that girls like guys who are paid so try to look well paid.
     If you don't have much cash you might be wondering what you can do to look more paid. Well, there are a few secrets that I can pass on to you like put your largest bill on the outside of your roll. Make sure to pack your cash roll with as many ones underneath that big bill as you can and you will look well paid even though you're not at all. 

How to win the lottery,

Everything is gonna be OK y'all. I have it all figured out. I don't even know what took me so long.
I know what I'm gonna do with my life...

I am going to win the Lottery

 

Thats it. That's my plan. Your looking at a future Lottery winner right here. All my problems are now solved.

It won't be easy though. It takes hard work and dedication. The big change I'll hafto make right away is to play it. Can't win if you don't play and I'm in it to win it so I'll just hafto make some changes to prepare for my millions.

 

They say it takes money to make money and I'm out to make millions and thats not gunna be cheap so as any smart future Lottery winner will tell you the lottery has got to come first.

 

Stomachs grumbling? Buy Lottery tickets. Car broke down? You guessed it Lotto. And you can't forget the Cigarettes and Beer either. You wanna be a winner you have got to live the winner lifestyle. Also, throw out that toothbrush immediately. What if you pull your scratch-off muscle doing something as silly as brushing your teeth.

Since we've established that the lottery comes first your probably saying Shawn, there are a lot of different ways to play the Lottery so, how do I decide which way to play it?